Interesting job of Stephan's

Lobster-Sexing Life (Semi-Charmed Life)

By Johanna

BushFairy@aol.com

Last year at this time there was this huge joke about Stephan's appearence on Carson Daly talking about a former summer job of his which was sexing lobsters (I never actually did see that show cause that was my finals week when that aired but I will eventually) . Due to this many 3eb fans threw lobsters on stage during the Bonfire Tour shows. Johanna, whose lobster caught the band's attention wrote a little song about this. Here goes

I'm stoked and I'm glowing

I'm going I'm leaving I'm golden

I live for it I live for it

The temptation

I got lots of motivation

I'll come round and

I'll go down the sea

And I'll find it like a drug for you

I know what i wanna do

Lobster-sexing rules!

Keep on sexing, know I want to

Won't stop cuz the rhythm will move you

And I speak to you like the ocean to the birds

Sex another lobster

It's a him or a her

I'll go on like a freak show

Takes the stage

I live for the lobsters today.

I say

Don't want nothing else

to help me through this lobster sexing kinda life

Don't want nothing else

Not listening when you say they'll die!!

The sea glows gold it rose

I was taking lobster tails with my toes

And I wish i could get back there

Someplace back there

Smiling to the lobsters at the lake

Doing this all day will lift you up until you break

I won't stop

I won't come down

I keep stock

With a tick tock rhythm and

I bumped up for the drop

I took the lobster I was given

Then I sexed it again and I sexed it again

How do I get back there to the place

I first started this job?

How do I get back to the place

Where lobster sexing was kewl?

How do I get myself back

To the place I first said

Don't want nothing else

To help me through this

Lobster sexing kinda life

Don't want nothing else

Not listening when you say

They'll die!!

I belive in the said beneath my toes

The beach gives a feeling an earthy feeling

I belive in the lobsters that grow

And finding the right sex makes me cry!

When I sex lobsters

I feel like I could die

And that would be all right-all right

When the tide came in

I said I was sexing the lobsters

That swim im the sea we slipped

On the urge to feel alive

But now they're struggling to survive

The days they we swimming in the oceans best

There still not endangred I must confess

Those little red babies they past the test

Slide all around the water head down in the sand

One left

Now I'm lonely

And I'm broken

Still its all that I wanna do

Feel myself with a

Head made of the sand

I'm scared but

I'm not coming down

I won't let it run for its life

It's got its claws now locked down in the sand

And everything is

All right

Don't want nothing else

To get me through this

Lobser-sexing kinda life

Don't want nothing else

Not listening when you say

They'll die!

They'll diiiiiiee.