Masturbate (Graduate)
by Johanna
BushFairy@aol.com
Ok this parody just plain rocks. Yes it does have explicit lyrics but they're not as bad as Sex-Crazy Life. But definitely R-Rated! This is the one parody that grabbed Stephan's attention when I gave him my book. And as for the AMAs, I currently have no idea whether or not this influenced 3eb's performance, and I may never know. If I do ever find out, I will put it up here. Here it is anyways.
Can I masturbate?
Can I touch myself in places you can't see?
Can I do it whenyou're not with me?
I've been living without sex for sooo long.
Can I masturbate?
To the hands that go down on me
You feel so good set me free.
Open my legs I want to feel it now.
Can I masturbate?
Oh my God I can't let go.
She gets naked in the Porno.
She sells sex for a buck.
Go on turn it off before I get stuck.
Watching it with somebody like you
Do you masturbate like I do?
Will you keep going at it long after I do?
Can I masturbate?
Can I touch myself in places you can't see?
Can I do it when you're not with me?
I've been living without sex for sooo long.
Can I masturbate?
Oh my God I can't let go
Can't stop staring at that hoe
Open my legs stupid hoe
I love it when you poke me down below.
Can I masturbate?
Can I touch myself in places you can't see?
Can I do it when you're not with me?
I'm waiting here for you to do it with me.
Will you keep going at it long after I do?
©1998