Meower (Jumper)

Alright I have a cat... a very loud cat..... a very loud cat who decides that 4 am is breakfast time.   And I'm sound asleep at 4 am.    Yeah by the looks of this parody I sound like I abuse my poor Tabby but put yourself in this situation.  You're sound asleep and then all of a sudden this big gray paw bats you in the eye and it's accompanied by a loud meow.   And if you don't act then you're on the verge of getting scratched in the eye... now I decided to use simple skills I learned in elementary school gym class and I throw him.   I mean I love Tabby to death but I don't like to be waken up.   Here's a song I wrote for him.    

I wish you would never wake me up again

You could break glass with the volume you've been meowing

And if you ever hit me in the face again

I will throw you far

I will throw you far

The hungry cat a bit underfed

Gotta get the owner out of bed

Yet it is before dawn

You're the first to rise

You're way too loud

There's no flash of light not under a cloud

Something must be wrong

Well everyone I know has got a reason

Go back to sleep today

I wish you would never wake me up again

You could break glass with the volume you've been meowing

And if you ever hit me in the face again

I will throw you far

I will throw you far

Well he's on my bed and his paw's on my nose

And I do not think anyone knows

Why you're up right now

All the world is sleeping

Your dinner's missed

Try something other than this

And I, I want you to know

Everyone's got to face empty stomachs

Maybe today

Go back to sleep okay

I wish you would never wake me up again

You could break glass with the volume you've been meowing

And if you ever hit me in the face again

I will throw you far

I will throw you far

I will throw you far

I will throw you far

I will throw you far

I will throw you far

Throw you far

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Go back to sleep today

I wish you would never wake me up again

I will throw you far

I wish you would never wake me up again

I will throw you far

I wish you would never wake me up again

I will throw you far

I wish you would never wake me up again

I will throw you far

I wish you would never wake me up again

I will throw you far

©1999 Caroline