"sonny do you know where my dentures went?"

Old Fart Life (Semi-Charmed Life)

by Carissa

Jovi11@prodigy.net

Cute parody mocking old people...and reading it makes me glad that I am 19 and not 90 or anything like that :-). I know we all will get that old one day and hopefully I won't be like that :-) Oh yeah you forgot to mention the way they drive but that's covered in Driver.

I'm back but I'm old and

I'm smiling he's livin'

My old friend

He lives for me

Says he lives for me donation

Wheel chair's his modivation

He spins around and he falls down on me

And I make him smile like a prune for you

Do ever what you wanna do

Rolling over you, keep on dying what we go through

One stop to the stairs that divide you

And I speak to you like the clovers to the birds

Drop another dime like an elder with a curse

Come on like a bingo show takes the stage

We give them the cards to play

He said I want something else

To get me through this old fart kind of life baby, baby,

I want something else

I'm not listening when you say "Go die"

This guy was old he was bold

He was breaking world records with his nose

And I wish I could get back there

Some place back there

Crying when you threw me in the lake

Eating lots of prunes will make you fart untill you break

You won't stop

You won't calm down

You keep stock

With the tick-tock rythm a poot-and-a-plop

And then you jumped up

You took a prune that you were given

Then you jumped again

And said

How do I get back there to the place where

I felt my teeth to bite you

How do I get myself back to

The place where I said

I want something else

To get me through this

Old fart kind of life baby, baby

I want somethig else

I'm not listening when you say

"Go die"

I believe in the jam between my toes

This seat gives me feeling

A warmly feeling

I believe in my big nose

And the four wrong words can make me cry

When I'm with you I feel like I should die

And that would be alright

Alright

And when the nurse came in

She said he was dying the bell it

It rang through the city

I tripped off the urge to feel alive

Old fart's struggling to survive

Those days he was wearing that hospital dress

You're the priestess I must confess

Those little pink socks aren't the best

Slide up around the jell-o

Fell off of the mattress

One...and you're lonely

Your hip's broken

Still it's all that you wanna do

Just a little

Now feel yourself

Teeth fell on the ground

You're scared but you're not gunna frown

And I won't run for my life

He's got his gums now locked down in a smile

But nothing is alright, alright