Don't you just hate telemarketers?

Telemarketers (Narcolepsy)

Don't you just hate it when telemarketers call trying to get you to apply for a credit card or something like that?? This is to all who hate telemarketers (although I am kinda a traitor to myself. I am one!)

I'm on the phone

But who's on the other line

Do I want the dial tone

Or maybe I should whine

And there it goes, my last chance for peace

I hang it up but I get no release

I try to talk again

I try to pick it up

But still I find this telemarketing slides

Into another credit card

And there's a demon on the phone who starts to play

A nightmare tape look of the call I got yesterday

And I hold my breath till it's more than I can take

And I close my eyes and wish you jumped in a lake

I try to talk again

I try to pick it up

But still I find this telemarketing slides

Into another credit card

I plot to kill telemarketers

Thousands at a time

I write down evil thoughts that go through my mind

Cause my greatest fear is that ringing sound

That's when I know that they are going down

And there's a bone in my hand that connects to a phone

In a lonely room where I whine and moan

Just you buy me a gun and I'll shoot you now

The sound in my head is pow pow pow pow

How'd you like to be receiving sales phone calls

Still I find this telemarketing slides slides

Into another credit card

Talk again

Still I find this telemarketing slides........

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