Lose Weight (Graduate)

by Monalisa

Monalisag@hotmail.com

This is definitely a funny one in my book.  I know most overweight people are not like that but you must admit that stereotypes are fun once in awhile.  Yeah most people don't chow down drumsticks but it's funny anyways.  Enjoy

Can I lose some weight?

Can I get the Dexitrim that I need?

Can I get my flabby ass off the seat?

I've been chompin' down for so long.

Can I lose weight?

To the chocolate oozing down on me

You're whippin' up some fattening cream

Cross your chopsticks, I'm going to guzzle it down

Can I lose some weight?

Nacho eating

I can't let go

Drumstick goes running with some mayo

Sell your weiner for a buck

Let me get through the door

Before I get stuck

Eating so much like I do

Do I eat everything except poop

Will this pie live on long after i do?

Can I lose some weight?

Can I eat the pastries that are sweet?

Can I get my flabby ass off the seat?

I'm gonna die of a stroke

I wanna eat it all up

Can I lose some weight?

Burrito eating, I have to let go

Did you eat beans long ago?

Close your nose, I felt a blow

Something stinks down below

Can I lose some weight?

Can I lose some weight?

Can I lose some weight?

Can I lose some weight?

Can I lose some weight?

Can I get my flabby ass off the seat?

Can I fit through doors that I meet?

I'm just eating here so I can die

Will this pie live on long after I do?