A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and
asks if he could buy him a drink.
“Why of course” comes the reply.
The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”
“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.
The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from
Ireland too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.”
“Of course,” replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are
you from?”
“Dublin,” comes the reply.
“I can’t believe it,” says the first man. I’m from
Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”
“Of course,” replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What
school did you go to?”
“Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man. I graduated
in ‘62. “This is unbelievable!, the first man says. “I went
to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in ‘62, too!”
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits
down at the bar.
“What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender.
“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “ The O’Malley
twins are drunk again.”