A New Zealander, a Canadian, and an Australian....were sitting in a seedy bar enjoying a few beers.

The New Zealander grabbed his beer, knocked it back in one gulp, then he threw the glass into the air and shot it with a handgun. As he set the handgun on the bar, he told the Canadian and the Australian that in the land of the long white cloud, they had so many glasses they never drank out of the same one twice.

 Next the Canadian drank his beer, threw the glass into the air and shot the glass with the New Zealander's gun. As he was setting the gun back on the bar he proclaimed that in Canada they had so much sand that glass was cheap and he too never drank out of the same glass twice.

Next the Australian drank his beer, grabbed the gun off the bar, and shot the New Zealander. As he was setting the gun back on the bar, he told the Canadian that in Australia we have so many New Zealander's you never have to drink with
the same one twice.

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