Name:_____________
Nickname:__________
CB Handle:__________
Daddy, (if unknown list of 3 suspects)_____________________________________
Neck: ( ) Lt.Red ( ) Med. Red ( ) Dark Red ( )
Other Red_____________________
Number of teeth exposed in full grin:______Upper ________Lower
Make of Pickup:___________________Size of tire:___________________________
Hounds:________Type: ( ) Blue tick ( ) Beagle
( ) Bassett ( ) Other:________
Length of right leg:_________________Length of left leg:_______________________
How many cars/trucks in front yard:_______ How many up on blocks:____________
How many kitchen appliances on front porch:___________Back porch:___________
When and where was your last Elvis sighting?_________________________________
Do you wear mostly camouflage to church? ( ) yes ( ) no
Do you own any shoes (not boots) ( ) yes ( ) no
Are you married to any of the following? (check all that apply):
( ) sister
( ) cousin ( ) cousins sister ( )aunt
( ) other:____________________
Does your wife weigh more than your pickup? ( ) yes
( ) no
Can you sign your own name and always spell it right? ( )
yes ( ) no
Have you EVER had more than one bath in a week? ( ) yes
( )no
Can you count past ten with your shoes on? ( ) yes
( )no
Can you count past twenty with your fly up? ( ) yes
( )no
Favorite weapon: ( ) Tire iron
( ) wife's mouth
( ) Logchain ( )
Shot gun
Favorite pasttime: ( ) Drinkin' ( ) Coon huntin'
( )Fishin' ( ) 4 wheelin'
Truck equipped with: ( ) Gun rack
( ) Fuzzbuster ( ) $3,000 Stereo System in a $200 truck
( ) Rebel flag ( ) Roll bar
( ) CB radio ( ) Beer cans ( ) Squirrel tail
Favorite singer: ( ) Willie
Nelson ( )
Johnny Cash
( ) Elvis ( ) Reba MacEntyre
( ) Alan Jackson ( ) Garth Brooks
Bumper stickers: ( ) Honk if you love Jesus
( ) Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT
Cap emblems: ( ) John Deere ( ) Old
Fart
( ) CAT ( ) SKOAL
( ) Nascar
( ) Budweiser
( ) Jack Daniels
Memberships: ( ) NRA
( ) VFW ( ) KKK
( ) 700 Club
MEDICAL INFORMATION: Do you have at least 2 of the following?(check
all that apply)
( ) Bad breath
( ) Jock itch
( ) B.O.
( ) Crabs
( ) Lice ( ) Crossed eyes
( ) Tattoos
( ) Athletes foot
( ) Runny nose
( ) Green teeth ( ) Yellow teeth
( ) Hemmoroids
( ) Rash of unknown origin
( ) Missing teeth (how many:____)
Signature: (One X will do): ___________Date:
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