18. By the end of the party, he's got every damn kid doing the "pull
my finger" trick. 17. Clown car must be started with a breathalyzer device. 16. Keeps screaming, "My name's not BO-zo, it's bo-ZO!" 15. References to Kierkegaard and Nietzsche are lost on most
14. Props for his "disappearing" trick: a moving van and your
13. Scares the holy hell outta the kids during the "Severed Limb"
12. Tells the kids he killed Barney in a blood match in Newark. 11. Didn't bring any balloons, but manages to twist your dachshund
10. Prefaces each trick with, "Here's a little number I learned in the
9. Not exactly the PeeWee Herman impression you were expecting! 8. Wears a t-shirt that says, "Drug-free since March!" 7. More interested in squirting seltzer into his Scotch than into his
6. Those huge ears look too darn life-like, and the entire act consists
5. A sad clown is one thing-a clown who spends the entire party
4. Only balloon animals he can make are a snake and a "snake on
3. Business cards include the phrase, "From the Mind of Stephen
2. Price list includes "lap dance" and "around the world." 1. All the balloon animals are ribbed and lubricated.
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