· Don't squat with your spurs
on.
· Good judgment comes from
experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
· Lettin' the cat outta
the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
· If you're ridin' ahead
of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make
sure it's still there.
· If you get to thinkin'
you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody
else's dog around.
· After eating an entire
bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept
it up until a hunter
came along and shot him...The moral: When you're full of bull,
keep your mouth shut.
· Never kick a cow chip
on a hot day.
· There's two theories to
arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
· If you find yourself in
a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
· Never slap a man who's
chewin' tobacca.
· It don't take a genius
to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
· Always drink upstream
from the herd.
· When you give a lesson
in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if
they learn their
lesson.
· When you're throwin' your
weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by
somebody else.
· The quickest way to double
your money is to fold it over and put it back in your
pocket.
· Never miss a good chance
to shut up.
· There are three kinds
of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn
by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for
themselves.
