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New Dog Breeds
 
  The following canine breeds are now recognized by the
 American Kennel Club:
 
  Collie + Lhasa Apso
  Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
 
  Spitz + Chow Chow
  Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
 
  Pointer + Setter
  Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
 
  Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
  Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
 
  Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
  Peekasso, an abstract dog
 
  Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
  Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
 
  Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
  Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
 
  Newfoundland + Basset Hound
  Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
 
  Terrier + Bulldog
  Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
 
   Bloodhound + Labrador
  Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
 
  Malamute + Pointer
  Moot Point, owned by . . . oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
 
  Collie + Malamute
  Commute, a dog that travels to work
 
  Deerhound + Terrier
  Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
 
  Bull Terrier + Shitzu
  Oh, never mind . . . .