FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
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Grimace painfully while smacking your
forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
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Whistle the first seven notes of "Its
a Small World" incessantly.
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Crack open your briefcase or purse,
and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
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Offer name tags to everyone getting
on the elevator.Wear yours upside down.
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Stand silent and motionless in the
corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
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When arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open
by themselves.
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Greet everyone getting on the elevator
with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
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Stare, grinning, at another passenger
for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
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Meow occasionally.
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Bet the other passengers you can fit
a quarter in your nose.
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Walk on with a cooler that says "human
head" on the side.
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Stare at another passenger for awhile,
then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of
the elevator.
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Wear a puppet on your hand and use
it to talk to the other passengers.
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When the elevator is silent, look around
and ask "Is that your beeper?"
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Say "Ding!" at each floor.
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Say "I wonder what all these do"
and push the red buttons.
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Listen to the elevator walls with a
stethoscope.
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Draw a little square on the floor with
chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal
space."
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Announce in a demonic voice: "I
must find a more suitable host body."
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Make explosion noises when anyone presses
a button.
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