There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and, being an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Frenchman was thinking:
'The
English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and
slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking:
'The
French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman
and got slapped for it.'
And the Englishman was thinking:
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