What's in a Name?
If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly
Dali.
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she'd be Oprah
Chopra.
If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, <hey! it's
the '90's!,>he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.
If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced
him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him
to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.
If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced
him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.
If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be
Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
How about a baseball marriage?
If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.
If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then
divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.
If Nog (Rom's son and Quark's nephew) on "Star Trek:
Deep Space Nine" has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a
marriage license. IF he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd
be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.
If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten,
then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale.
If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married
Jack Paar,then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.
If Javier Lopez married Keiko the whale, and Edith Piaf
married Rose Tu the elephant, they would be Javier Keiko and Edith Tu.
If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor),
King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician),
she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
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