He pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says. “Listen mister, I’ve had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I will let you go!”

The man thinks for a moment and says. “Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer.  When I saw cruiser in my rearview mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back.”