Booger's Biography Page

i grew up in Afghanistan in a small slave community i was brought up cleaning out latrines and playing "get whipped by anyone who feels like it". when i was 12 i was castrated. when i was 13 i learned that the parents i never met were killed in a library accident 11500 paper cuts each when the library fell on them. rumor has it they also spontaneously combusted after words. anyway, i like push up pops and twinkies. i have a dog named dog. i also spend my spare time shaving whale's tounges. i learned to play drums through telepathy when my master who's name was Mr. scratchandsniff died suddenly after a cow thought he was a milk dud and ate him. strangely he was filled with carmel anyway, eventually i joined a band and now I'm better than all of you because my talent has made me a superior being. plus, i think Abe Lincoln is following me and the only way i can stop him is to become famous, play a show in front of 2000000 people, and while on stage rape him with a dildo which i constantly carry with me. his name is Ghandi, because I've never seen him eat. that's all. if i can leave you with one piece of advice it would be never pet a burning dog or cat. And don't try to shave your grundle. if you have any comments death threats questions insults money drugs weapons pipe bombs toilet paper beer or if you see Abe Lincoln, e-mail me, Dudley "Booger" Dawson at LeveleveL@aol.com


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