Kenzo Suzuki's rap:
Hot dog after the fight, Independence Day.
Kenzo loves U.S.A.
Gonna beat Cena 1, 2, 3,
Become the U.S. Champion. You can't see me!
Word life!
John Cena's rap:
You, you're just a chump in a suit, man.
This, this, this is the real U.S.A.!
And we all see that you're happy,
'Cause you're lookin' really gay.
Drinking sake, eating sushi, that's what you should talk about.
You love eating raw fish, you always swallow trouser trout.
And you, you dressed up like the flag, somebody get him a pole.
Oh, no, no, no! I know how you can get one. Go on a date. With Michael Cole.
Yo, yo, but hey hey, that would leave me and Hiroko in the right place.
I don't do makeup, girl, but I'll help you with the white face.
Come on, loosen the kimono, gimme a little glance!
I'll let you take a long look at the dragon, in my pants!
And it's the Chain Gang, we keep it iced out like winter.
If you don't like what I'm saying, put your face up on my spinner.
Word life!
