Last week, Paul Heyman, I'm here to apologize.
'cause when Fat Ass was eatin soap, I shoulda rubbed some in his eyes!
It was Paul Heyman who made the match, aint no way I'm stopping it.
Last week he was chewing soap, that fool is just used to dropping it.
And it's ironic that his favorite team is the New York Yankees.
Who is his favorite Lil' Rascal? Alfalfa? Or is it Spanky?
Or is it Brock? I heard they give each other naked back rubs.
Big Show's got the neck brace, he was bobbin for apples in Paul's bathtub!
Tonight is just like the Rumble, competition is soft.
People attack me? I throw em out, they just keep beating them off!