You got the franchise playa on the Superbowl stage.
So get that gorilla Big Show out of his cage!
Ain't no way I'm gonna lose to that King Kong rip off.
That's like Gary Coleman beatin Patrick Ewing in a tip off!
Big Show's really a ape with posable thumbs.
And he stuffs his singlet, looks like he's smuggling plums!
Yo, everybody knows that he can't see me!
I'm itching to beat him like a penis with a STD!
I'm not even wrestling the Big Show, this whole thing's a charade.
My match is with the hippo float from the Macy's parade!
So it's time to get a championship to match these custom knucks.
Madison Square chant it loud baby, Big Show sucks!
