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We're in a graveyard, and it's time for some Thuganomics!
You need to listen up Undertaker.
See, I've been watching you ever since you debuted as the Deadman.
You're full of more crap than a super-sized bedpan.
And this whole things a front man, you ain't never been deceased.
You drive from funeral to funeral, just to hit on a priest.
I heard rumors about you dawg, you used to hit on men often.
I 2-way'd Paul Bearer, he said you shared the same coffin.
It was never Dead Man. The whole time you were faking.
And you beating John Cena? You gravely mistaken.
See you old news dawg. Fans won't even miss you.
You ain't a dead man. You just a dead issue.
And at Vengeance I'm going to prove the Big Dog is all bark.
I'm gonna claim my territory. Piss right on the mark.
Word Life!
(In the ring with Vince McMahon)
Zach can't beat you, it's an impossible mission.
He's just like Ted Turner man, he ain't no competition.
And the fact he got a contract is just completely pathetic.
Forget about his fake leg, his whole career is prosthetic.
Yo, this kid is crazy. He's a circus freak, half of his body is plastic.
He should do both of us a favor and hop into traffic.
Now, I guess, I guess we both got handicapped matches at Vengeance it seems.
I'm killing a dead man, you're fighting Christopher Reeves.
Yo, Yo, this kid is half assed. You're gonna knock off his block.
Hey man, what's better than a one legged wrestler?
Being able to walk!
