I finally found out why Kurt Angle was so mad at me.
His wife was cheating on him with some double A batteries.
So he makes me wrestle Luther, I'm supposed to be real scared.
He's stuck to Kurt's ___ more than Kurt Angle's wheel chair.
It's the City of Brotherly Love, but those two get carried away.
Those dudes are so close, they're getting married today.
I want y'all to get a real good look at Luther Reigns.
That ain't a mustache, those are Kurt Angle's poopy stains.
I'm going to break up this honeymoon between Kurt and his spouse.
You gotta wipe your feet _____, this is my house.
