(In the ring with Stephanie McMahon)
Hey I'm sorry to interrupt you Steph, I had this dream about you last night.
You had me standing at attention, I can't wait to see you catfight.
I lost my concentration, I was looking at your targets.
And at Vengeance hopefully I'll find out if the curtains matches the carpets.
No I mean it, I'll be glued to the boob tube, no you gonna squash Sable completely.
You make all five of my girlfriends jealous, each of them wants to beat me.
You and Sable fighting, that's good for my health.
Something about you makes me keep in touch with myself.
Look, here's 20 bucks, please rip Sable's top off.
You see, I got this little fetish with nipples and I'll definitely get my rocks off.
And Sable's just a ho, you're a Diva with class.
No one's watching us Steph, why don't you let me smack that ___!
(Video vignette)
Yo Undertaker, you say I gotta learn the hardway?
I got a Ph.D in Thuganomics, I know everything there is to know.
I know we should put you out to pasture, have a seat on the porch.
You're scared to death to pass this new legend the torch.
Change from Lucifer after Dead Man in a casket.
You mess with me, I'll put you to Hell in a hand basket.
Talking Hellfire, tellin' people you the devil.
You's a flamer punk and you're not at my level.
You can't sacrifice me, my name ain't Mideon.
I'll go wacko on your ass, like a Branch Davidian.
Tellin' people you the devil, shoutin 666.
I claim heavenly Vengeance, and I'll make you my _____!
