HBK, I’m scouting you heavy because I know there’s no one better.
But you’re a little too friendly wearing chaps, chains and leather.
And gold medal or not, Kurt Angle’s going south.
Forget your mouth piece, I’ll put my piece in your mouth.
Big Show’s a giant! He’s enormous! I can think of a million adjectives.
But it’s just another case of big things with small packages.
And Carlito, you ain’t cool, you’re some Chia Pet putz.
And instead of spitting out apples, you should be choking on these nuts.
Lita’s a slut, y’all should run the other way when you see her.
I shook her hand last week and she gave me gonorrhea.
And you, you claim you’re "Money in the Bank", and you think you know me.
Well John Cena’s like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me.
The champ is here! And I never back down, I never quit.
If I gotta, I’ll fight you all, because I just don’t give a s___.
