This whole PPV is a__ backwards, the main event is on first!
I come through the curtains like a fetus, the rest of them are just afterbirth.
Nate Jones, Matt Morgan, they dont even stand a chance!
I guess Shane and Kane gonna have to make some room in that ambulance.
And A-train, Brock, they need to talk to the gravedigger.
I'm burying both of those giants, they need to make that grave bigger!
John Cena survive alone, I don't need no frickin' stable!
I wonder if I can trade in my four partners for a one night stand with Sable?
Oh and Big Show, don't think that I forgot about you homey!
He's a giant! Well I'm a giant whistle, so go ahead and blow me.