AJ's Quotes: General

AJ Quotes

• "I hate clowns, they freak me out."
• "I broke a lamp once. I just got really mad one night and punched it - it didn't hurt my hand, but it hurt the lamp! I've chucked fruit at cars out of the window, too. Sometimes you get so bored you want to run riot for a while!"
• "Everyone was afraid of me cause I was such a freak. No one would come near me, they were like, 'What the hell's wrong with him, he's so weird?' I didn't fit in."
• "If I get a day off, I'll sleep like a dog. You won't see me all day."
• "I'm not good at secrets, so don't tell me any."
• "I never used to pray before, but now I pray everyday."
• "I am a big horror movie freak!! I can probably recite every line from Pulp Fiction!!"
• "The vibration of a moving vehicle puts me to sleep!"(awe, thats nasty!!)
• "I have to have it. I was raised on it. Everyday after school, from when I was in grade school, if I got an A or even a B, my grandmother is like 'You want to go to McDonalds?' "
• "Nick's a real prankster. Last tour, he put a sock filled with different odds and ends that really stank (he won't reveal the exact contents) behind the drums, and during the show, it started smelling real bad. Revenge is being plotted as we speak."
• "I shop more than most women."
• "We'll stay up all night and party."
• "You can take a shower and do your laundry at the same time. . .anyone got any fabric softner?"
• Nick says,"Me and Puff go way back!" AJ says in reply,"yea, Nick, Puff the Magic Dragon!"
• "Nick, this is all your fault!"
• "I keep thinking, I'm just out of highschool, I'm just a regular guy, why are you crying?"
• "I'm glad we dont share a room when we're on traveling, i'd hate to have to fight with him for the mirror" speaking of Howie D.
• "I'd like to own a McDonald's. Oh do I!"
• "We show you dis, we show you dat, we show you 'ever'ting! We show you how crazy are fans can be! CRAZY!"
• Someone says, "Stop picking your nose Nick!" Nick replies, "I'm not picking my nose!" AJ says, "Your picking more than your nose man!"
• "I gotta get to a bathroom!"
• "That toilet takes forever to flush."
• Narrorator says, "Oh and Nicky's playing with something." AJ say in reply, "Probably himself!"