More Cute Quotes!

Our Cutie's Quotes!

• "I've been flashed from the stage. It happened in London. This girl was watching me when I was singing Return of the Mack and she reached up under her shirt and made me loose my concentration. Then she pulled her bra out, screamed my name and whipped up her t shirt and showed me her breasts. I forgot the words and I stopped singin. I was like 'You lied to me'......and then I saw her breasts and I was like 'oh!' I do not like men who enjoy looking at woman's breasts. "
• "If your going to do something wrong atleast enjoy it".
• "Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing".
• "Nobody's a virgin. Life screws us all"
• "To all you virgins out there- thanks for nothing."
• "The less hair I have the more head I get."
• "Will work for food, will beg for sex."
• "WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship."
• "If I fall in love with a girl, I'd write her a poem-right away."
• "I love cooking."
• "Shut up. Stop talking."
• "Nick, this is all your fault."
• "Nick's gonna be on a sugar rush."
• "I smell? Damn, sorry..."
• "You didn't HAVE to eat it."
• "That toilet takes forever to flush."
• "Wooh, I got up a little too fast...ooh."
• "Where the hell am I going?"
• "The way I drive is like a roller coaster."
• "To all the fans in Germany...I'm still alive....but I can't have kids anymore."
• "I'm a good reckless driver..."
• "It's like wearing saran wrap."
• "It is not okay to be dark, God Dammit!" (In Cartman voice)
• "I hate clowns,they freak me out."