Seth 

Content:

- E-Online Chat transcript.

- Radio interview (WHTZ Z100; July the 16th, 1998).  --Courtesy of the Official Seth Green Homepage--

- Realplayer interviews on Asylum.com web site.

Here is another transcript from E-Online.   This is a chat between E-Online users and Seth Green.  This is the full version, and I haven't edited anything.  100% Seth, guaranted...

Our Own Private Oz Fest: Seth Green Tackles Punching, Pantsing--and Crying Drunk Girl

From slacker to werewolf to E! Online. He blow-dried his private parts as the wannabe slickster in Can't Hardly Wait; now he's wooing Willow as the new guy on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

But he took time out to field questions from you. Find out what he had to say about duking it out with Xander, picking nail polish colors and waxing his, um, yacht.

Tune in every Monday at 6 p.m. ET to scoop up the TV dish--and maybe get your questions answered!


Hey, everyone. Seth is in the house! Let 'er rip...

From pj4ever: I heard that the sequel to Austin Powers is being made. Is that true? If so, are you in it? (I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!)
Well, thank you for being my biggest fan. The Austin Powers sequel is in development right now, and I've read two completely different versions of the script. I haven't had any meetings in it, but my character is in it.


From tanna9789: What can you tell us about your new movie Enemy of the State?
First of all, it's not my movie. It's Will Smith and Gene Hackman's. I have a really small part, but the reason I wanted to do it is because Tony Scott is one of the best action directors in the world. Will is being hunted by the government; I'm part of the team pursuing him.


From skittery: I saw you on Mad About You. How cool was it to work with Helen Hunt and Paul Reiser?
Super cool. They were great.


From john_bosley: Seth, what was it like working with Woody Allen?
Great. I was 12--it's all very vague.


From ozgirl68: What is Sarah Michelle Gellar really like?
She's really about seven-foot-two and weighs 400 pounds. We have fantastic lighting technicians and camera operators. That's why no one recognizes her in public.


From ginag: What's the dilly? Is your werewolf status gonna get between you and Willow?
It hasn't seemed to.


From lauraliz: How will we know if Seth is answering our questions?
What kind of proof do you need?


From jaime_k: Was it hard not to laugh while filming Austin Powers?
Yeah. You do see me laugh in the scene where Mike is coming at me with his arms outstretched, saying,"Don't look at me like I'm Frankenstein." I'm clearly smiling.


From miss_wildchild: What's in store for Willow and Oz?
Your guess is as good as mine. I'd just like to stay on the show.


From marie_elizabeth: I know this is terribly superficial of me, but it's unavoidable in the business: How tall are you? A lot of directors have told me I would not get parts because of being slightly tall for a girl. I guess if that's the case, we'll never be matched up!
I'm five-four. Hey, Rene Russo walked in a ditch when she filmed Freejack with Emilio Estevez. The great thing about this business is it's not about how you look, it's how they can make you look.


From alesha14: Who do you hang out with the most on the Buffy set?
Alyson, because we've known each other for so long. We did My Stepmother Is an Alien together. We have a great rapport. Plus, we have all our scenes together.


From mandee_: How did you like being on Howie Mandel's new show?
It was really, really cool to sit next to Samuel L. Jackson.


From soon_to_be: Have you had any part in the direction of any of the Buffy episodes?
No, and a common misconception is that Bruce Seth Green [Buffy director] and I are the same person.


From louey14: We've all heard about Alyson Hannigan pantsing Nicholas Brendon, but have you participated in any pranks on the set?
Yeah, I pantsed Nicholas, too. No, I'm kidding. But I'm expecting a lot of rookie pranks at my expense, since I'm the new guy on the show.

From alyson1: What is your favorite movie that you've acted in?
Hmmm...that's tough. It would depend on favorite to actually watch as a film or favorite to have acted in. I had a really good time on Can't Hardly Wait. He was a fun character. The last couple of things I've done--Enemy of the State, Stonebrook, Idle Hands and Austin Powers--have all been great experiences and movies that I really like.


From seth_is_hot: What was your favorite radio station in Philly?
I don't know. My older sister kind of made me listen to whatever was her favorite station.


From amanda_beckett: I have a major crush on you, and I was wondering if you would be my boyfriend?
I appreciate the sentiment, but don't you think that's a little forward and spontaneous--and maybe ill-informed. For all you know, I could be a deranged lunatic.


From cbtob: Who would you rather be kissing: Willow (Aly Hannigan) or Denise (Lauren Embrose)?
Tony Head, instead.


From mandee_: You are awesome!! You have the cutest smile and the most gorgeous eyes! What is your favorite color, and what is your favorite place to be?
Thanks for the compliment. My plastic surgeon and my contact lens technician would be very proud. I don't really have a favorite color. And my favorite place to be is somewhere comfortable with people I like.


From willow377: Can you tell us about Idle Hands?
It stars Devon Sawa and Vivica A. Fox. It's about a boy (Devon) whose hand becomes possessed by some kind of evil and makes him kill people without being aware of it. He kills Elden and me, and we become zombies and help him defeat the evil...or do we?


From shimmershell: Were you the guy in the Rally's commercial a long time ago?
Yeah. Cha-chinggg...


From soon_to_be: In Can't Hardly Wait, you were not in very many scenes with Jennifer Love Hewitt. Did you see her much on the set?
No. I actually had a joke that we were like Rutger Hauer and Michelle Pfeiffer in Ladyhawk. We had no scenes together, so we didn't even see each other much. I'd be leaving when she was arriving, and we'd be, like, "Hey, see ya."


From sarahgellar: When's your birthday?
February 8.


From lauraliz: Who would your ideal woman be?
One I like who likes me back.


From liljai98: Why were you late?
Traffic in L.A. is exactly what you'd expect it to be.


From veradanthi: Do you have a significant other?
No.


From druscilla00: How was it being interviewed by Conan? Was he cool?
Conan was so cool. He's exactly what I wanted. I'm a huge fan of the show, and I was very pleased with how it went.


From amanda_beckett: Will there be an unedited version of Can't Hardly Wait available when it comes out on video? I want to see Crying Drunk Girl!
Who doesn't? Jennifer Elise Cox did a great job in the movie, but she got cut because the MPAA wouldn't allow us to have anyone drinking--and the Crying Drunk Girl sort of got to the heart of the matter. There's loose talk of a director's cut, because a lot of scenes were cut due to time and story.


From rodenta1: Is your hair naturally red?
Yeah.

From buffy_fan: I heard you're in Scream 3. Is that true?
Maybe. But if so, no one's told me.


From cherrytea: Who do you think should be together: Xander and Willow, Oz and Will, Xander and Buffy or Xander and Cordy?
I really don't feel I'm in a qualified place to make that decision.


From lovinseth: Do you ever get tired of being so damn fine?
Exhausted.


From jcvegas: When are your new movies coming out?
Enemy of the State comes out at Thanksgiving. Stonebrook is still seeking distribution; we're going to go to some festivals. And Idle Hands won't be out for a while--probably next year.


From angelsgirl2: How long did it take you to put on the werewolf costume?
Well, the makeup I had to wear took six hours, but we're hoping to streamline it if I ever have to do it again.


From p_o_y: What's your favorite episode of Buffy?
I think it's called "Innocence." It's the one where David turns into a bad guy. I also like the one called "Dark Past," where you find out all about Giles.


From i_am_sharon: Why are you always so afraid that you're going to get kicked off Buffy? Fake, or sincere modesty?
Because every single job you ever take is tenuous. You're never in a permanent situation. If you're constantly keeping an audition-level of performance, no one can say you didn't do your best.


From greenphreak: We're you ticked at all when that Arianna Huffington did most of the talking on Politically Incorrect?
No, I was pretty into her. We were holding hands between segments.


From kagey: Stonebrook looks really interesting. What is your character, Cornelius, like?
I don't know--something you've never seen me do before.


From gentleben: Is Sarah mean? Be honest!
Not to me.


From btms: What color nail polish are you wearing in "Becoming 2?"
I don't know. They have a bunch of polish for me. It's all pretty dark colors, though. Usually, we just pick whatever looks the prettiest.


From snwbrd105: What is your favorite kind of cereal?
Boo Berry.


From clover21: Did you and Alyson keep in touch all of these years between My Stepmother Is an Alien and Buffy?
Yep. That's why we're friends.


From kij: Did you keep those cool goggles you wore in CHW?
No, I set them on fire.


From xmungrlx: Do you get noticed more now when you're on the street? By the way, did you know you're a sweetheart?
Sure. Maybe. I don't know. As far as being a sweetheart, I try to be as nice to people as I want them to be to me.

From luckybv: What kind of music do you listen to?
Lots of different music. It really depends on my mood.


From skittery: Anthony Head answered this question by saying, "Nothing." What's your response to it? What do you like to do when relaxing at home?
Um...relax.


From louey14: How old are you? (I read you were 19, but you seem older.)
Where did you read that I was 19? I'm, like, 56, kiddo.


From siko_child: Hey, Seth! Are you and Breckin Meyer best friends?
Yeah, Breckin is one of my best friends. We have fun.


From cuke: In the season finale, your character wore a bowling shirt with the name "Larry" stiched on it when he visited Willow in the hospital. Any reason why?
I don't remember. I was so drunk that day.


From cuke: Any chance Jamie Kennedy (of Scream fame) will ever guest on Buffy?
I hope so. I'd like to see that.


From special_oz: Was that a Medic Alert bracelet on your wrist during Conan and Politically Incorrect?
Yes. It's nothing cool like leprosy or diabetes, though.


From kate_movie_gurl: Does Oz have a last name, and is Oz his real full name?
Couldn't tell ya.


From ladybug777: The animal-cracker scene between you and Willow was brilliant! What is your favorite scene?
I like the scene in the van outside the armory with Oz and Willow--the "Innocence" episode--because that's the first time you get a feel for what Oz is all about and what his relationship with Willow is going to be like. And I also really like the scene in the birthday party episode where we all jump and yell "surprise," and Sarah's, like, killing vampires.


From kaps101: If you could be stuck in an elevator for five hours with anyone, who would it be?
Bruce Willis.


From btms: Do you find over the years that the people you encounter are superficial? And isn't it hard getting to achieve a real level of friendship when you live a star's life?
You kind of get back what you put out. So...


From puffdawnie: What's your favorite line from Shaft?
Uh, there's so many to choose from--probably anything that has "sucka" in it.


From liljai98: Boxers, briefs or, dare I ask, commando [nothing at all]?
I'm sure if Alyson has her way, the entire set will find out at the same time.


From abacadaba: Do you like Dawson's Creek, and do you know anyone on the show?
Yeah, I think that show is pretty good. Michelle Williams and I are friends.


From kate_movie_gurl: Were you a fan of the show before you were cast as Oz?
I'd seen the pilot. I don't watch a lot of TV.

From missyandliz: Just out of curiosity, what's your biggest fear?
Ignorance.


From snwbrd105: What, in your opinion, is the best piece of work you've ever done?
I did this play in San Diego called American Buffalo; I think that was the best.


From unicornfalls: Do you know how to play the guitar in real life?
I'm learning.


From lynzgirl: I just wanted to say, I love the hair. What do you use to fix it? It just looks so good!
Thanks. You know, I wash it. Sometimes I put stuff in it.


From lovewacky: Did you understand the X-Files movie?
Let's just say I enjoyed the X-Files movie.


From griffingirl: Are my questions even getting through?
Yeah. Your questions are getting through. I'm hearing them loud and clear.


From jaws007: Do you work out?
Sometimes. Me, Mark Wahlberg and Eric Nies all work out together in a basement gym in downtown Los Angeles. It's nice to have two big guys pushing you to your limits.


From nickbear: Do you and Mike Myers hang out a lot?
No. I've seen him a couple of times publicly. We don't chitchat or anything.


From i_am_sharon: Are you in 54 with Breckin?
No.


From strange_one_: Are you sick of being asked the same questions in every chat?
Not yet.


From pblothos: Will you still have the van in season three?
A new one. The van changes more often than the hair.


From minaclare: Do you want to have the chance to punch Nick Brendon on Buffy again?
If it makes sense for the story.


From sexx_pac: In a Celebrity Deathmatch, who would win--you or him?
I don't know. Nick's probably got the drop on me in height and weight, but I don't know...I don't fight very fair. What's with everyone trying to fuel this antagonism between Nick and me? We love each other.


From gentleben: When was the last time you waxed the yacht?
What the hell does that mean?? I don't have a yacht. I don't have any aquatic equipment.


From buffy_fan: Do you have any bad habits?
Bad habits? Yeah, lying in interviews.


From missteri: I'm a big fan of capitalism, exploitation and media bastardization...How 'bout you?
Aren't we all?


I have to go now, but it's been a pleasure.

WHTZ Z100 Interview (July 16th; 1998) --Courtesy of the Official Seth Green Homepage--

Okay, guys, here's the transcript from Seth Green's interview with the DJ's on WHTZ Z100, Thursday morning, July 16. I tried to be as accurate as possible and only transcribed the parts where Seth actually spoke. For those of you unfamiliar with Z100, it's a New York station that has a morning segment called the Z Morning Zoo, with wacky DJ's who make their own fun. Hope you all enjoy it! I know I did! Later, Feliza

ELVIS: (wolf howling sound effect) He's Oz from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Seth Green. Let's do the entire interview like this (echo sound effect). Now, Seth Green is here. Hi, Seth!

SETH: How are ya.

ELLIOT: Hey, dude!

ELVIS: I don't know, Buffy's cool and everything, but Austin Powers. That was...

SETH: Are we seriously gonna maintain this echo effect? (laughter)

ELVIS: Yeah, we're gonna be in the bathroom all day. Austin Powers was great.

SETH: Thanks, man. (Then jokingly) You know where I can get a smoke? (laughter)

ELVIS: You remember, uh, the son of...what was the guy's name? Doctor, uh...

SETH: Dr. Evil.

EVERYBODY: (repeats) Dr. Evil!

ELVIS: Dr. Evil. Shh! (laughter)

ELVIS: Lets all, like, do it again. Just in case. Shh!

SETH: But I...

ELVIS: Shh!

SETH: But I...

ELVIS: Shh! (laughter)

SETH: Yeah, see.

ELVIS: Exactly. (laughter)

ELVIS: You like waking up early doing these stupid radio shows? You okay with it?

SETH: It's such a pleasure. Yeah. (laughter)

ELVIS: You were on Conan O'Brien last night.

SETH: Yes, I was.

ELVIS: Well, not "on" him, but on his show.

SETH: No, I was on him.

ELVIS: Were you?

SETH: Soon as it went to commercial break, yeah, I was right there.

ELVIS: You were right there on top of him. (Seth laughs). Even though it's a late night show, I mean, they tape it during the day, so I mean, you had free time last night. What do you do in New York when you come to town?

SETH: Ah, sleep, actually.

ELVIS: C'mon...there's so much to do.

SETH: No, I pretty much grew up here. I'm from Philadelphia and I spent, like, four days out of...(laughingly) are we seriously gonna do it with this effect on the whole time?

ELVIS: Yeah, exactly.

SETH: (laughing) Perfect. Okay.

CHRISTINE: Just ignore it, just keep going.

SETH: All right, (drops voice to a low whisper) well the kids in third period are complaining that we don't have a crib sheet. (regular voice)Yeah, um, it was...it's fine. I don't get to do a lot on trips like this because I'm doing a lot of publicity, so it's...every minute's pretty much occupied.

ELVIS: Get a life!

SETH: I know. I'm working on it.

ELVIS: Seriously. C'mon!

SETH: Well, you know, they're really expensive on the black market, so... (laughter)

ELVIS: Now listen, you are the...one of the latest, hottest characters on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. (Seth laughs)

ELVIS: The show is doing very well.

SETH: Yeah, all right.

ELVIS: Well, I mean, I don't know if you ever come out into the "real" world to see what's going on, what people are watching, but it's true! You're doing some really heavy, hot things. This is a good thing.

SETH: Cool.

ELVIS: That's why we invited you up here. We usually don't have...we don't invite losers up here, Seth, so that...

SETH: Oh, I thought Faustino turned you down, so I was next on the list. (laughter)

ELVIS: Yes, Dave Faustino did turn us down. (Laughter) But, wait...

JOHN BELL: After the fifth invitation, yeah. (More laughter)

ELLIOT: The sad thing is, you're probably the only person in America who remembers him.

SETH: Ah ha ha ha.

ELVIS: Poor guy.

ELLIOT: He's horrible.

ELVIS: Now, Elliot has very close ties to people on the set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

SETH: Tha's what I heard on the drive in. Ouch.

ELVIS: (to Elliot) Have you dug up some dirt on our friend Seth?

SETH: (At the same time) I don't know if I'm prepped.

ELLIOT: Yeah, but we'll get into that in a couple of minutes. Hey, let me ask you first, and we'll see how rough this interview is gonna get for you. Who do you or did you like acting better with, Sara Michelle Gellar or Jennifer Love-Hewitt?

SETH: Well, actually, Gellar and I hardly have any scenes together. And , uh..

ELLIOT: Right, well you didn't have a whole lot of scenes together with Hewitt, either.

SETH: Yeah, well, Love and I did a show, um, for six months together, so we had a bunch of stuff together. She's great to work with.

ELLIOT: Oh, what was that?

SETH: We did a show called Byrds of Paradise (I think that's the spelling-Feliza)

ELLIOT: Oh, okay. (Silence. Everyone waiting for Seth to say more.)

CHRISTINE: No, that's kinda your answer.

SETH: Yeah. Yeah, that does it. (laughter)

JOHN BELL: That kinda wraps it.

ELLIOT: So, you like Jennifer Love-Hewitt more than Sara Michelle Gellar?

SETH: Ah, yeah...oh, I'd like to see them in a boxing match, actually. I think it would go over pretty well.

ELVIS: A death match?

CHRISTINE: Yeah, MTV.

JOHN BELL: The Death Match!

CHRISTINE: That actually would be good.

ELVIS: (to Elliot) Are you trying to get some negativity stirred up in the room?

ELLIOT: No, not at all! Not at all. Just taking notes. I'm just taking notes along the way. (to Seth) Dude, your character in Can't Hardly Wait was great, though.

SETH: Thanks.

ELLIOT: That was hysterical, I love the whole backpack. And the movie's great.

SETH: Thanks.

ELLIOT: The movie's awesome. I'll tell you, the only thing that they messed up about the movie is the soundtrack.

SETH: Oh, really.

ELVIS: Why's that?

ELLIOT: Yeah, because, like, the music in the movie is great, but a lot of the songs that are in the movie didn't make it onto the soundtrack. They put, like, a lot of new stuff on other than, like, It's Tricky, Graduate, and Paradise City.

SETH: Sure. Well, they had planned, you know, were the film incredibly successful, to release "more" music from Can't Hardly Wait, you know.

ELLIOT: Oh, sure. Like the Big Chill.

SETH: Exactly. (laughs) Yeah.

ELVIS: Same thing. Well, why didn't they? Oh, because the film wasn't successful? Is that the reason?

SETH: Well, because everytime I mention the film to anybody, they're like, "Oh yeah, isn't that coming out?" and I'm like, well, it's actually been out for five weeks, but...you know. (laughter)

ELVIS: You see, this is one of those situations, Seth, where there's some great films that don't get the publicity they deserve.

SETH: It got a, it got a fair amount of publicity, what happened was it got released right in the center of an influx of films. Like, every week, three huge action films are coming out. Immediately after us...

ELVIS: Godzilla and all that stuff.

SETH: Well, Godzilla came out a week before us, and then the next week was Truman Show, and then the X-Files, and Mulan , and, you know, all these other...Armageddon. So, you know, we kinda got trounced a little bit.

ELVIS: Well, that blows.

SETH: Thanks for feeling the pain, man.

ELVIS: Why don't they think before they release these films around here?

ELLIOT: Hey, you got paid upfront, what do you care?

SETH: I don't, man. (laughter)

CHRISTINE: How about working with Debbie Maizer (sorry, don't know spelling-Feliza), Seth, 'cause you were on a series that I think I was the only person who watched. I really liked it.

ELVIS: Which one?

CHRISTINE: What was it called?

SETH: It was called Temporarily Yours.

CHRISTINE: There it is. It took place in her Brooklyn apartment. You guys remember this? Just last year?

SETH: She worked at a temp agency in Brooklyn.

ELVIS: I don't remember that at all.

SETH: Yeah, it got a really limited push and it was on CBS.

ELLIOT: Oh, say no more!

SETH: (laughing) There you go. It was...it was clever. It was...it was a fun show, and she was great to work with.

ELVIS: Now, what do you have coming up? I mean, you've been doing these...

JOHN BELL: The Enemy Within.

ELVIS: Obviously, of course, Buffy, you know, that's happening, but film-wise.

SETH: Un, I got a real small part in Tony Scott's new movie, Enemy of the State. Real small, real small part.

JOHN BELL: Enemy of the State, that's it.

SETH: Yeah, like, you won't even...you won't even, uh, notice me if you don't look really carefully, but it's a cool, supercool movie. I saw some cut footage of it a few days ago, and it looks amazing. So...

ELLIOT: When does that come out?

SETH: Um, I don't know. It's gonna be out this September, I can tell you that.

JOHN BELL: I think it's September, yeah.

ELVIS: Well, I mean, I need to see you more than this. I need to see you in huge, major-starring, like, love-scene roles.

SETH: Okay, well I did a soft porn with, uh, Scott Schwartz (again, I don't know spelling-Feliza). (laughter)

ELLIOT: Very nice.

SETH: Yeah.

ELLIOT: Very good. Now we're going.

ELVIS: Now we're cooking.

CHRISTINE: Well, we can hear him. You're the cat, right, in Dr. Doolittle?

SETH: (laughing) I actually got cut out of the movie. Betty Thomas came up to me, um, she directed Dr. Doolittle, she produced Can't Hardly Wait, she came up to me in the press room, I mean, she goes, "Hey, so, Doolittle, you got cut. Sorry. Anyway, I hope you have a good interview." That was it, she's pretty (snapping his fingers) cut and dry.

CHRISTINE: Oh, no!

ELVIS: Dude, why do we have this guy here, he got cut out of Doolittle. (laughter)

SETH: I know, man.

ELVIS: That's low.

SETH: Well, apparently Shandling outshined me, so...(laughter). What are you gonna do?

ELVIS: Seth Green is here, it's 7:21 at Z100. (commercial)

ELVIS: ...(I cut out unnecessary talk) Christine Neggy (spelling, my fault-Feliza) has you E on the Z, as assisted by Seth Green. Have you ever reported sleaze before?

SETH: Yeah.

ELVIS: Well, okay. (a Sheryl Crow song plays)

ELVIS: Z100, 7:29, it's Sheryl Crow, with Elvis, Elliot, John Bell, Christine Neggy's here, Seth Green, you know, Oz from Buffy (howling wolf sound effect). Where's that dog? There's this dog keeps howling in the background.

SETH: I brought it with me. Sorry.

ELVIS: All right, Seth, we're gonna do some E on the Z here. By the way, Seth, in from L.A., I'm assuming you line in L.A.

SETH: Yeah.

ELVIS: Sorry about the weather, dude.

SETH: Hey, it's all right, man. I hold you personally responsible.

ELVIS: Well it's just my fault. (Does weather report)...Saturday and Sunday are gonna be cool. You'll be leaving by then, right?

SETH: Yeah, I'll be outta here Friday morning. So, thanks. (laughter)

ELVIS: So...exactly, so you just think this is what it's always like here.

SETH: Well, I grew up here, so...

ELVIS: How long is your deal on Buffy?

SETH: Um, for the next season or so.

ELLIOT: So, are you gonna stay at Buffy, or are you gonna go to the Angel spinoff?

SETH: (laughs) Ah, no, I'll stay on Buffy.

ELVIS: Now, you start shooting next week?

SETH: Yeah, Monday.

ELVIS: Now, do you already have scripts...

ELLIOT: (interrupts) You start Monday?!

SETH: (answering Elvis) Everybody else does, I haven't gotten mine yet. I'm still counted the new kid.

ELLIOT: You have a very small part in the first show.

SETH: That's what they tell me. I think I'm actually going, " Hey, where'd Angel go?" You know, something like that. (laughter)

ELVIS: You said it with conviction. I enjoyed it.

SETH: Well, thanks, that's why I got the part.

ELVIS: That's good. All right, Seth is going to help Christine with E on the Z.

CHRISTINE: Yeah, Seth, I know your favorite magazine is Star magazine...

SETH: Well, that's where I go to get all my facts. Yeah, okay.

CHRISTINE: Absolutely. Here's another little tidbit for you, Matt LeBlanc seen buying up a whole bunch of men's underwear for himself, just so you know, black thong underwear.

SETH: He actually gave me a pair of those as a gift, so they weren't really for himself. (laughter)

CHRISTINE: Oh, do they fit you?

SETH: Ah, not as well as you'd think. I think he estimates everybody by his own body size.

CHRISTINE: Yeah, because it says he bought all those in extra-large.

SETH: Yeah, they don't quite accommodate me.

CHRISTINE: National Enquirer has a little story about Scary Spice. Maybe you'd want to get together with her. You two would make quite a team.

ELVIS: Are you a Spice Girls fan? C'mon...

SETH: I am a Spice Girls fan, but my favorite Spice Girl left, so now I gotta , you know, pledge allegience to a new flag, I guess.

CHRISTINE: Well, Scary supposedly is really hot under the sheets. This is according to some heavy porn star guy, Henry the Great (laughing) says that he was with Scary and it was the most amazing sex he ever had.

SETH: Well, I was with Henry, and he wasn't that great, so... (laughter)

CHRISTINE: And Ginger Spice, your girl ...(cut out unnecessary blah blah blah) has a brand new look...she's going for this minimalist kind of look...

SETH: It's kind of upsetting, actually, 'cause all the new photos of her, I'm conveniently framed out.

CHRISTINE: Oh, yeah?

SETH: Yeah.

ELVIS: I saw your hand around her shoulder on a couple of them.

SETH: Yeah.

ELVIS: Is that your hand?

SETH: Yeah. Yeah.

CHRISTINE: Are you advising her to wear the little black dress, and a lot of makeup...

SETH: I tell her whatever makes her feel more comfortable.

CHRISTINE: Yeah. She says she's feeling good that way now. (More sleazy news stuff.)

ELVIS: All right, Seth Green, thank you (wolf howling sound effect)... What is it with the dog?

SETH: Sorry, man, I'd send him to obedience school and it just hasn't worked.

ELVIS: Oz, from Buffy. And you'll be back in the fall, I mean, you'll be on in the fall. You start shooting next week.

SETH: Yeah.

ELVIS: Congratulations.

SETH: Thanks, very much.

ELVIS: Have fun in New York.

SETH: All right.

ELVIS: Now, by the way, your hair is red today, but it was black a couple of days ago?

SETH: Yeah.

ELVIS: Now any good hairdresser worth his weight or her weight in gold would tell you-you're gonna fry your hair off, dude! Keep it one color for a while.

SETH: Okay.

ELVIS: Just a helpful little hairtip.

SETH: For you, I will.

ELVIS: Thanks for coming in. Seth Green, everyone!

SETH: Thanks.

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