"You're not a Virgin Mary in that; you look like a virgin whore!"
"I have a goiter in my pants!"
"JFK can lick my crotch."
"I can't find my underwear!"
"I have gums above my teeth."
"In Pavement's picture, you can see his monkey. No, the head of the monkey. It's hanging from his pants!"
"Prince stabbed me in the ass."
"My asshole's doing weird stuff."
"I'm Herpes, the god of oozing, pussy, sexual wounds."
"We're happy when my grandma has a bowel movement."
"Me lickee lick Jenn."
"I peed just now!"
"Aladdin is a chinky chink."
"Jews... they like 'em!"
"I'm gonna lick all the places."
"I just lost control of my bodily functions."
"Your horoscope said you'd be a faggot; it told me!"
"Why the fuck don't I like butter?"
"My ass is a heater."
"Don't you speak sign language?"
"Yummy yummy yummy, I got chummy in my tummy."
