"Don't move John, it's poised to strike!"
"Nothing's in this one!"-looking into the filter side of a cig
"We haven't got TV, but we got my feet!"
"I'm a hunting machine with a blow dryer pointed at my butt."
"Would somebody mind pulling my ass?"
"Ow, my zipper's hot!"
"It kind of puts you in a trance, only in your butt."
