"You jostled my brain."
"Someone splashed acid on my eyeballs."
"You bastard, stop being a bitch!"
"Her Homer Homer."
"I got the next toilet, everybody."
"I wear diapers, too!"
"Midgets find me attractive."
"There's nothing like a good batch of eskimo semen to make you feel better."
"He's happy that he's having a bowel movement."
"You can't misplace Cuba!"
"He has hips of fire!"
"Eat your tators and slaw, bitch!"
"Ever since Firestarter, no government experiments for me!"
"I like being the carrier monkey."