"Does anybody ever eat your loins?"
"Don't mess with Maria!"
"Bend down, and take your pants off."
"Do you have worms, Mary?"
"Your Viking Dan is sticking out."
"Don't throw my nuts."
"Where's my bowl?"
"That's the biggest I've ever seen!"
"Dogs excrete their own food and entertainment."
"They nuke their buns?"
"Oh, I should cover your nuts."
"You bent my bucket!"
"What's with the fuckin' raisins?"
"It's a poop related story and not the good poop!"
Belle Scruples
I'm thinking about Janet Reno.