"one time i had pink boogers, no idea why though, i was worried that my brains were leaking out but it went away"
"i eat maggot pudding"
"fudge goes in and fudge comes out"
"whenever i eat in public i think of you and laugh"
"her rump is unmovable"
"my dad just came by and shoved some pork in my mouth"
"it fell in the sink today"
"i radiate crack waves"
"i heard its good to drink before you umm drink"
"cant spell canal without anal!"
"my moms brains are quite bland"
"my cheese knickers melted!"
"WHOAH MIDGET SPECIAL ON MTV!!"
"youll cover it in sauce and then ill cover you in sauce too"
"back in Cobbobleskizzle"
"i also used to squint my eyes at night while in the car so the
streetlights and stoplights became streaks and then bob my head back and
forth to make them dance" (I love this image.)
"good lord the shit that comes out of my fingers"
"im sliding off my seat! damn my smooth buttocks!"
"anyway so the guys like 'we don't like no jaggity jiggity here' and i was all like 'lick a sweaty weasil sack!' then he came at me with a moose so i ducked and poked him in the belly with my finger and he giggled
and fell to the floor dead. And thats why I can't go to Wal Mart anymore."
"i needs me some squirrel balls"
"SHOW US YER TITS! YARRRRR!"
"i am known to dabble in dudes"
"ub40! i love them!"
"i named one of the pidgeons that was bothering me harold cuz he waitaminute! i have biscuits!!!"
"ive had one of my body parts in mark's mouth! jealous?"
"wow, i may actually find luke perry sexy for once without having to question my sexuality!"
"evil ninjas have evil muffins"
"ah look batmans crotch"
"im fascinated by cartoon crotches right now"
