I was bored, so I asked! That's all the explanation you need.
1) Who are you strange people?!
Alicia: i'm the milk man
Liz: Your mom
Rachel: The voices in my head keep telling me that I am Thor, God of Thunder!!!
Sarah R: A fart in the breeze
Andrea: I am Deveine-it means tough luck in French
2) What do you want from me?!
Alicia: probably more then you are willing to give me baby!
Liz: Your mom
Rachel: Your sexy Caspery bod!
Sarah R: I vant yo bodey!!!!
Andrea: Chicken Ramen in a styrofoam cup please...the Maruchan brand
3) So, uh... come here often?
Alicia: not really i would but there is this awful horrid smell here! ugh
Liz: 242424242424
Rachel: Only when I need to shit!
Sarah R: Only when the fart gods bring me here, oppps there one goes!!!
Andrea: [silence]
4) Do you know how to use a whip?
Alicia: only in the bed room
Liz: You can't misplace Cuba!
Rachel: Stupid question
Sarah R: Whip? Whip cream? Cream from whip?
Andrea: I'll assume you're talking about whipped cream in a can. Yes
5) If you could meet one celebrity, who would it be?
Alicia: dead or alive? or dosent it matter?
Liz: Your mom
Rachel: Ryan Phillipe
Sarah R: Yo mamma
Andrea: STEVEN TYLER
6) If you were forced to be horribly mutated, what would you choose to have altered? And dooo
explain!
Alicia: you are a sick sick sick sick sick demented freak you need to leave that dorm room more talk to
some real people not just the ones under your bed
Liz: I would have my elbow extended into a three bedroom apartment with
air-conditioning and a home entertainment center
Rachel: My butt. I want serious Ghetto Booty!!
Sarah R: I want three tits, nipples all over the place and four arms and legs to
make it even. Who the hell knows. I'm just making shite up!
Andrea: I would choose to be mutated into a freakishly tall gnome with a hunched back.
7) What's something you can't live without?
Alicia: you :) tee hee hee
Liz: Your Mom
Rachel: money and a hot guy (JK the guy I like isn't that good looking)
Sarah R: Ma bladder
Andrea: My music, gotta luvit
8) Who's the funniest person in the world?
Alicia: conan and andy i suppose or maybe mike myers and adam sandler oh oh and jenn and this
smelly little kid that follows me around sometimes and molly shannon and i really don't know
Liz: Yanni
Rachel: The voices in my head
Sarah R: Mickey Mouse
Andrea: That would be...my friend Michelle because she thinks Paramus (in NJ) is a town...it's not, it's a city.
9) Look into my eyes! Now... do the Safety Dance, little midget!
Alicia: milk milk milk milk milk drink your milk milk milk sexy sexy sexy milk
MMMmmmMmMmMMmmmIIIIIiiiiiiIIIiiiiiiiLLLLLLllLLLLLKKKK!
Liz: Where are they hiding your mom?
Rachel: I'm doing it, I'm doing it!
Sarah R: Oh yes!!! Give it to me ma special pony!!!
Andrea: wiggle eyebrows, scrunch nose, hop up and down, skip to my lou and back again
10) And finally, state any opinions on Y2K and/or New Years, ya flamin' homos!
Alicia: i like my crotch
Liz: I will become ruler of the world and the only music that people will be able to listen to is
Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Yanni, John Tesh, and all of the stupid boy bands. IT WILL BE PURE EVILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel:I think it is all a
fucking joke to make the the already paranoid more
paranoid. It is all just some bullshit thing people
came up with to make money like Valentine's Day. It's
a crock of shit!
Sarah R: Red undies make it best....Homo? Now you all know what you must do!!! Or die!!! Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!! The midgets
will sit on you and suffocate you with their fat asses!
Andrea: I want world peace in the new millenium and blah blah blah, no really I want
there to be a REAL woodstock with the original music and purpose, not some
huge money making scam that doesn't deserve to wear the name of woodstock, but the name of Really Huge Edgefest
