This is just a list of interesting ways to die. Yes, it's quite a morbid idea. Most of these I credit to various friends.

• stabbed by a spork
• hit by the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile
• strangled by wild DNA strands
• massive paper cut
• stuff falling off the Empire State Building
• drowning in a mud puddle
• trapped in the trunk of one of those damned bouncing cars
• pecked to death by the baby pheasants in the biology classroom
• attacked by inflatable furniture
• eaten alive by a plate of steamed clams
• anything involving the pope (ex. his hat eats you or you're hit by the Popemobile)
• a very strong static shock
• safety goggles cut off circulation to brain (probably not physically possible, huh?)
• you're a luau pig

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