What if Hitler hadn't lost World War II? What if the world was controlled by Nazis? What if Dairy Queen hadn't introduced the Blizzard in 1985 and changed the world?
Sadly, I spent more time on this than any other previous toy, about 45 minutes in total spread over a day. First I cut and sanded Chewbacca's head to achieve that classy skinhead look. Then I painted his chest to resemble a shirt, and finished by writing various slogans on it. The back is a swastika (duh), and the front has "SxE", an abbreviation for "straight-edge" and a smaller swastika. The front of the sleeves spells out "hardcore". The sleeves weren't originally that long, but I made no real effort to keep them the same length at first. Finishing out this masterpiece of anti-Semetism and anti-Star Wars-ism is an minority-beating accessory made from the stick to the lollipop I was eating when I finished the toy.
This is Ninja Force Wet Suit. Materials include the mask and sword I stole off of a Ninja Spawn toy I broke the legs off of and Wet Suit. Just Wet Suit.