Max's Half-Assed Kitbashes



HAHAHA JUST KIDDING ENJOY


This is some of the garbage I think up while I'm sitting at the computer. These aren't real kitbashes, I spent little to no effort on
these, which is the point. So shut up. I'd organize these into factions, but what's the point? If you're here, you know me and you know what the toys are. And if I don't know you, I don't care about you. Actually, even if I do know you, I still don't care about you.



What if Hitler hadn't lost World War II? What if the world was controlled by Nazis? What if Dairy Queen hadn't introduced the Blizzard in 1985 and changed the world?


Mmmm, matzoh

Sadly, I spent more time on this than any other previous toy, about 45 minutes in total spread over a day. First I cut and sanded Chewbacca's head to achieve that classy skinhead look. Then I painted his chest to resemble a shirt, and finished by writing various slogans on it. The back is a swastika (duh), and the front has "SxE", an abbreviation for "straight-edge" and a smaller swastika. The front of the sleeves spells out "hardcore". The sleeves weren't originally that long, but I made no real effort to keep them the same length at first. Finishing out this masterpiece of anti-Semetism and anti-Star Wars-ism is an minority-beating accessory made from the stick to the lollipop I was eating when I finished the toy.


Nazi Punks Fuck Off!

PREPARE FOR NINJA ASS KICKEN

This is Ninja Force Wet Suit. Materials include the mask and sword I stole off of a Ninja Spawn toy I broke the legs off of and Wet Suit. Just Wet Suit.



DEADLY AS A TEXAS RATTLESNAKE AND PRETTY AS MISS AMERICA
This is a Golobulus kitbash. I made him from a broken O-Ring Cobra Officer and a twist tie from a bag of pretzels. Now send me some money.



LETS MERGE
This is Air Devil, the greatest fighter ever known to man. He was showing a group of environmentalists around his sewage treatment plant one day and he fell in, leaving him horribly disfigured. Or maybe I just cut him up with a saw a few years ago.



If I ever get any more retarded ideas for things, I'll probably put them here. In the meantime, send me money or PREPARE FOR ASS KICKEN
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