Good Band Names or Screen Names, or Just Plain Cool Things to Say In Front of Your Parents

try these out... i know they are perverted, but they are still cool

• Chinese Clit Commander
• Russian Rectum Ripper
• Dildo Donor
• Run Like Diarrhea
• Yellower Than Tinkle
• Panty Yeast
• Somohexual/Seterohexual
• Mr. McFeely
• Tricky Dick
• Sairy Hack
• KnartFocker
• Twat Com Guy
• Twat Waffle
• 100 meter gash
• Wet Kooter
• Sprinkle Genie
• Ambisextrous
• Jizzbags
• Raisin Sack
• Cherry Splitter
• Swank/Swack
• Tummy Tickler
• Beaver Cleaver
• Beef Bayonet

• Pork Sword
• Moisture Missile
• Flesh Pencil
• Whore-Pipe
• Mr. Happy Helmet
• Schmuck
• Bald Bandit
• Gooter
• High Hard One
• Liver Lifter
• Hung Like Horse/Mouse/Moose/Donkey/Tree Branch
• Dick Splash
• Peckersnot
• Smegma
• PeckerCheese
• Poontang
• Mohair Knickers
• Hairy Doughnut
• Golden Doughnut
• Bearded Clam
• Fuzzy Lap Flounder
• Fur Pie
• Fuzzburger
• Gorilla Burger

• Gorilla Salad
• Flap Snot
• Clam Jam
• One Gun Salute
• Number 3/Best Leg of Three
• Ookie Cookie/Scum Cookie
• Hand-to-Gland Combat
• Drive the Skin Bus
• The Hand Solo
• TickleMyPickle
• Whiz Jizzum
• Baloney Pony

THIS IS YOUR HOME... ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME?!?