Monday, 27 March 2006 - 11:58 AM EST

Bob johnson is the devil bobby bouche! how dare that greedy little imp steal anyones mountain dew. It gets me all fired up inside, just like that time i ate too many jalopeno poppers and my anus felt like it was burning it's way out. BOB JOHNSON can eat my burning anus!!!

Monday, 27 March 2006 - 4:01 PM EST

Still missing my Dew. Has anyone seen Bob Johnson so I can get my Dew back!! Where does he live? He'll be sorry he stole my Mountain Dew ... Glass for t!!

Wednesday, 29 March 2006 - 12:18 AM EST

I think i saw that imp, ole Bob Johnson in victoria secrets trying on crotchless panties. Yes, nate, he had your mountain dew. Cases of it in fact. I did attempt to apprehend him, but i'm afraid when i tackled him into a clothing rack it turned out to be g-strings, and i got all tangled up in them and Bob ran out the door in his new panties (which he did not pay for i might add.) I lost him in the crowd. Darn it all! *hitting myself in the head with the heal of my hand* Wish me better luck next time.
Be beck tommorow, sometime next week.
Othniyel

Wednesday, 29 March 2006 - 8:52 AM EST

Job Bohnson, who is this guy i keep hearing about? Mountian dew and panties, He's CRAZY. I think i heard about a guy streaking down town with a green bottle in hand and a pair of tiger striped g-strings draped over his head...could this be Job? All I know is I have a 12 gage and a lock on my panty draw...try and steel these thongs Job!!..i dare you!

Saturday, 1 April 2006 - 12:32 AM EST

A bit of conversation containing discussion about the infamous Bob Johnson.

othniyel: juuie?
othniyel: hey
othniyel: i thought you said you were going to bed?
JuleslovesCats: you are talk to me still
othniyel: oh sorry
othniyel: so... does paul want to play next time?
JuleslovesCats: missy was a gun from me
JuleslovesCats: have a good night
othniyel: good night
JuleslovesCats: bye
othniyel: juuie?
othniyel: hey?
othniyel: was nate on tonight?
JuleslovesCats: no
othniyel: oh
othniyel: how about joel?
JuleslovesCats: yeah
othniyel: did you talk to him?
JuleslovesCats: for a littit bit
othniyel: what did he say?
JuleslovesCats: noting much
othniyel: did he mention bob johnson?
JuleslovesCats: i dont know
othniyel: next time you talk to him ask him about the time bob johnson was wearing girls underware
othniyel: he'll laugh
JuleslovesCats: ok
othniyel: bob also stole nates mountain dew
JuleslovesCats: ok
othniyel: now everyone is looking for him
othniyel: no one knows where he went
othniyel: have you seen him?
JuleslovesCats: no
othniyel: if you do make sure you tell nate
JuleslovesCats: ok
othniyel: nate wants back his mountain dew
JuleslovesCats: oh yeah
othniyel: i thought you said you were going to bed like three times now
othniyel: geeze
othniyel: you've got work in the morning
JuleslovesCats: i was going to bed
othniyel: well then go
othniyel: look out for bob johnson
JuleslovesCats: good night
othniyel: good night
JuleslovesCats: joel is on
othniyel: oh yeah
othniyel: he beck
JuleslovesCats: yeah
othniyel: cool
JuleslovesCats: good night
othniyel: good night
othniyel: juuie? don't forget to tell joel about bob with the girls underware
JuleslovesCats: ok
othniyel: right now!
JuleslovesCats: ok

Monday, 3 April 2006 - 7:58 AM EDT

OOOH!! this sounds all to suspicious to me. Let me tell you all something. When I was in NY last month. I had a case of Mountain Dew. Well, Julie asked me for some, so being the nice guy that I am I gave her a can. I found out later that night, next week that Julie had a whole case of Mountain Dew in her room. She had told me she didn't have any but she was actually hiding it and took my mountain dew.

I think that Miss Julie is in on stealing my dew with Bobby. Just look at the conversation she had with Shawn. She's acting all to suspicious to me. She's hiding something!! Where's Bob Julie?!?!