A man is eating in
a
fancy restaurant, and there is a
gorgeous blond eating at the next table.
He has been checking her out all
night,
but lacks the nerve to go talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass
eye
comes flying out of her socket towards
the man.
He reflexively grabs and
snatches it out of the air.
"Oh my God, I am sooo sorry, " the
woman
says as she pops her eye back
in
place.
"Let me buy you dinner to
make
it
up to you."
They enjoy a
wonderful
dinner together and afterwards the woman
invites him back to her place for
a
drink.
They go back to her house, and after a
bit she leads him into the bedroom and
begins undressing him.
The couple
have
wild passionate sex over
and over all night.
The next morning when he awakens, she
has already gotten up and brings him
breakfast in bed.
The guy is
amazed.
"You know, you are the perfect woman.
Are you this nice to every guy you
meet.?"
"No, she replies....
"You just happened to catch my eye."
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