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"Y2K?...WHY INDEED!!!"
NATURALLY "OFF-CENTER", AS PER MY SKEWERED MIND!
"Will 500 gallons be enough?"..."Danger, Will Robinson!"..."...I'm half crazy, all for the love of you..."..."R2, you musn't say things like that!"
"Movie signs!!!"..."12:01 am 1/01/2000..."..."A 2 Brut-A!"..."Heh, heh, heh!"
Caption Reads: "Yo, Babe! Nice gills! Wanna come up to my place and spawn?"
Caption Reads: "Ecce...Homo!"
Captions Read:
"Just look at them! Who do they think they are?"..."Don't know!"..."They're so AWFUL, aren't they?"..."Yeah. Stupid and selfish, too!"
"I hear they're lazy..."..."...And dirty, and sooo superstitious!"..."Look at the cranial structure!"..."An obvious sign of inferiority!"
"...And the way they breed!!!"..."Maybe we should stop them!"..."Funny name, EARTH, eh?"..."Yup!"
"THE CHURCH OF KRYPTON"
Caption Reads: "I'm telling you Cindy...I don't think I'll ever understand how men can be so sexist!!!"
"The Empire State's UNIVERSITY WITHOUT WALLS"
Captions Read:
"Whatsa matter, John?"..."Aw, I'm just pissed-off at the good ol' U S of A!"
"You mean Mom's Apple Pie, Uncle Sam, & all that?"..."Yeah, you got it! I'm fed up with all the crap those politicians keep feeding me!"
"Whatcha gonna do about it, John?"..."Oh, I don't know, Rol. Maybe if someone would just pull the right lever. They could flush it all away!"
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"THE LEANING TOWER OF CONDOM"
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