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-The insidious John Cleese, the lovely Graham Chapman, the incestuous Eric Idle, the "re-press-a-ble" Michael Palin, the instrumental Terry Jones, the infinite Terry Gilliam, and the "sometimes seen...but often not" Carol Cleveland-
"Nudge, nudge...Wink, wink..."
-During the latter part of that tumultuous decade, we fondly call, "The Sexties"; a small group of sober, reliable gentlemen gathered at the notorious "Glee Club" in London's South End. They drank "rum toddies", smoked cheap cigars made from table leaves, and tickled the "fancy" of an aspiring young waitress. It was during this momentous meeting of mimes, that a common bond of criminal culpibility, was forged between a llama, a moose, a hedgehog (named "Spiney Norman"), Anne Elk, and the Ministry for Silly Walks. Enjoined at the hip, this grievous sextet vowed to rid their respective worlds, of all things "feline". To such a purpose, it was decided by one and all, (Well, actually there were two...No! Come to think of it, there were only three..I remember now! There were four! Definitely!...FOUR!...Of course, there might have been five...NO, SIX!!!..IT WAS SIX!!! I definitely remember, because I was thinking about how many times my sister had given birth, before the BLITZ!...Anyway,... at least one!),...Where was I? Oh,...it was decided by "SOME", that orally spreading Influenza to the massive stray population, would be a daunting feat, and way beyond the abilities of their enfeebled minds. They finally decided to finish their drinks, re-dress, and begin a long-awaited bicycle tour of the Cornish countryside.-
-Two hours later, (after a very clever collage consisting of naked Victorian table lamps with lead piping); the Salisbury Village Idiot, once again, fell off the wall. Brain Specialist Doctor I.M.Gumby, MD, OV, DDSPO; was summoned post haste for his valued opinion. His cries of "It'll have to come out then!" were met with swift derision. For everyone knew that there was no "Salisbury Village Idiot", due to the unnecessity of the position, in a town populated such as it was. Since there was now no reason to remove the tasty organ, Doctor Gumby, MD, OV, DDSPO, gathered his "Twits", and hurried to catch the I5 to the B9, by way of the M4. A hitchhiker snatched up on the I5, identified herself as "Claudell Rogers", and requested a seat in the balcony of the first available Trans-Atlantic Steamship, they happened to come upon. The boys became suspicious of her veracity, when she began singing "Le Marseilles" in Yiddish. Doctor Gumby had her ejected immediately onto the macadam bike path. Fortunately for Claudell, she only sustained a minor injury to her herring salad, and no harm to the cherry tart. A passing constable uttered, "What's all this then!", and promptly ate the cherry tart.-
-"And Now For Something Completely Different!" (I lied!)" The Silly Party Nominations are in! From West Hempstead...the ever-popular, John Zip-Bam Har-De-Ho Fi Chang...and from Ipshire...the recently deceased, Lord "But he's my Daddy!" Caftan. Just in from Corren-wall..."Skippy" the Royal Family's pet sloth!...and finally, from Montreal...the lucky winner is...Mrs. Melba Toast, a transexual hermaphrodite, with a matching chemise & chaisse lounge! Congradulations, one and all! (Actually, there were two...No! Come to think of it, there were only...
CEASE & DESIST BY ORDER OF HER ROYAL MAJESTY, THE BBC!
...three...I remember now! There were four! Definitely!...
"SHUT-UP!!!"
...four!...Of course, there might have been...
"How Not To Be Seen!"
"BOOOMMM!!!"
"FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM MICHAEL PALIN, CLICK ON HIS HANDSOME VISAGE, FROM LEFT TO RIGHT!!!"
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