"...ROBOT ROLL CALL!...CAMBOT!...GYPSY!...TOM SERVO!...CRROOOWWWW!!!!!..."

"PUSH PLAY AFTER FULLY LOADING!"

Sounds are used by permission of: JARED-GEEK BOY

"MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER: 3000"

Enemy Mine, a Starman...Alien, from the Planet of the Apes, Lost in Space on a Star Trek, through a Black Hole, a Voyager from the Next Generation, Silent Running towards the Forbidden Planet, in a War of the Worlds, This Island Earth, the Abyss, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Somewhere in Time, like Space:1999, or Saturn 3, a Predator, or Terminator, bent on Armaegeddon from a Deep Impact by a Meteor during the Night of the Comet following Independence Day.

"R.I.P."

AUGUST- 1999

"DIABOLIQUE"

"THE END...IS JUST A LITTLE HARDER WHEN,...BROUGHT ABOUT BY FRIENDS..."

"SHAME ON YOU...SCI-FI CHANNEL!!!

"GYPSY'S NAVIGATIONAL CONSOLE"

PHOTO ALBUM!.......GAMES!.......SPONSORS!.......COPYRIGHT INDICIA!

Mike! I WANT her!!! Mikey, PLEASE!!!

-COMING SOON TO A
WEBPAGE NEAR YOU!!!-

The truth can now be told! Mike and the 'bots were lost one time in the Maryland backwoods. No trace of their journey was ever found, until last Wednesday, when Polaroid Snaps, Post-it Notes, and old, discarded batteries were discovered beneath my daughter's bed, buried in all kinds of disgusting things, like a McDonald's Egg McMuffin, Kitty Litter (Used!), Q-Tips dunked in chocolate, and funny little raisans with legs on them! After viewing these precious records, we were forced to conclude, that our fearless friends, had finally succumbed to the wrath of Pearl when she forced our heroes to watch:

"BARBARELLA"!

...OH, THE PAIN!!!...THE DEEP HURT!!!

"THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES!"

Keep 'em flyin'! ??? Hey Joel!...Where's my bowling shoes? Uh, Mike...There's something you should know... GOLLY GEE WHILLIKERS! AAAWWWWW!!!!! You've got a point there, but if you wear a hat nobody'll notice! Hey Joel, where ya goin' with that gun in yer hand...? Easy on the thirty weight, Mom! MOVIE SIGNS!!! WE WANT WAFFLES! For the straight poop, I always go to... I'll get you my pretty!...and your little bot, too! Nelson, you and your little bots are in for DEEP HURT tonight...!!! (Sardonic, insidious laughter...!!!!!) ...and just what do you mean by that!?!?

Alumnus of GIZMONIC INSTITUTE... If life gives you lemons,...you make lemonade! Black tie and tails, BYOB, if you please!

Whenever I see those Viking Women, my Nordic blood becomes a'roil! Santa's Little Helper! Save me the aisle seat! The Satellite of LOVE!!!

T'aint nuthin' like da real thing, baby!

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