AUTHOR: Diana
E-mail: Email: DannyZGrlNA@aol.com
RATING: Nothing worse than the show...if I can even say that much... :-)
SPOILERS: All episodes of Angel up to whatever last week's episode was called...(if I tried to spell it that would just be ridiculous... :-) )
DISCLAIMER: The characters belong to Joss Whedon, the song "The Cheap and Evil Girl" belongs to Bree Sharp.
NOTES: I came up with this last night at like 11:30...it was funny then, okay?!?! And you may not entirely appreciate it if you're not familiar with the song.. and it's in reference to Wesley's white suit which he's always wearing (and as Linda so nicely put, he stole it from Angel's trunk...) So yeah... just read! :-)
THE CHEAP AND UGLY SUIT
A cheap and ugly Wesley
Sets out on the city
He's a perverted little man,
He's poisonously ugly
And the unsuspected colored suit
Is a big shock to everyone
And the British boys all say
The cheap and ugly suit will never be lost -
The cheap and ugly suit
The cheap and ugly suit
The cheap and ugly suit
The cheap and ugly suit
Never goes away
Wesley loves Cordelia
But he's deviously dirty
And he fantasizes about her in every way
Her lips he'd like to sample
Vocalize to her example
Deep illegal thoughts, oh he's so sick -
The cheap and ugly suit
The cheap and ugly suit
The cheap and ugly suit
Into the cleaners for a wash in the dryer
He's so dense that he put it in the dryer
He screams and he jumps
It has shrunk, he's such a loser
He can hypnotize, with his teeny eyes...
The cheap and ugly suit
Is worn on Wesley's body
He stole it from Angel's trunk,
And it's oh so very funny
And the rogue demon hears his sounds
And gets him down so he goes round and round
Shaking him til he gets a clue
Cause the cheap and ugly suit
Will never disappear
The cheap and ugly suit
The cheap and ugly suit
The cheap and ugly suit
Oh the cheap and ugly suit!
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