X Thou shalt not wear barrets of any color (All such hats are hereby banashed from your life)
IX Thou shalt stand in one place when thou laughs. (Gyrating around like a baffoon is no longer an option)
VIII Thou shalt cease from dating fake whores and begin dating Lucky Josephine
VII Thou shalt not speak in public
VI Thou shalt ALWAYS tell the truth
V Thou shalt keep Joey at least 10 feet away at all time
IV Thou shalt deny that a relationship with Nikki Deloach ever occurred
III Thou shalt not be proud of thous years on MMC
II Thou shalt throw all stuffed animals that land on stage at slutty prepubecents in the audience
I Thou shalt eat more food for thou is looking too anorexic