Ten Commandments of Joey

X Thou shalt obstain from premarital sex

IX Thou shalt stay away from all skanky whores

VIII Thou shalt dye thous hair to a color not resembling Ronald McDonald

VII Thou shalt not molest Lance on those cold, lonely nights

VI Thou shalt stop touching every member of *N Sync (if you get desperate..go touch the BSB. I heard they like that sort of thing)

V Thou shalt learn to dress better

IV Thou shalt demand to sing more

III Thou shalt stop supplying Jc with crack and hookers

II Thou shalt obstain from consuming large amounts of liquor

I Thou shalt stop being so physically revolting

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