Zack: 'E'd like ta think 'e's da leadah!
Dublin: And dat loud mouth o'er dere is Zack O'Duley.
Zack: *bows* At ya soivice!
Dublin: Alright, alright, cut it out. So, you's 'ere fer a reason. You cin wanders your ways 'round 'ere. The bunkroom is down da hall. Dats da only place ya cins really go since you ain't lodgin' 'ere. But if ya plan on stayin' you cins go 'ere. [Jist change the part about boyfriend, ta goilfriend]. And if ya wanna's head back to the goils Lodging House, da door is dat away.