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Homer Simpson: (_8(-)

Marge Simpson: @@@@:-)

Some things Bart Simpson wrote on the chalk board:

I will not waste chalk

I will not aim for the head

I will not skateboard in the halls

I will not barf unless I'm sick

I will not burp in class

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty

I will not instigate revolution

I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge

I will not draw naked ladies in class

I will not conduct my own fire drills

I did not see Elvis

I will return the seeing-eye dog

Funny noises are not funny

I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"

I will not snap bras

Garlic gum is not funny

I will not fake seizures

They are laughing at me, not with me

This punishment is not boring and meaningless

I will not yell "FIRE" in a crowded classroom

My name is not Dr. Death

I will not encourage others to fly

I will not defame New Orleans

I will not fake my way through life

I will not prescribe medication

Tar is not a plaything

I will not bury the new kid

I will not Xerox my butt

I will not teach others to fly

It's potato, not potatoe

I will not bring sheep to class

Remember the time at the dinner table when Lisa said she was now a vegatarein?

DO RE MI DRINK, by Homer J. Simpson.

*ahem* La la la la.... *ahem* LAAAAAAA!!

DO...... the stuff... that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... a long way to get beer...
SO...... I'll have another beer...
LA...... LA LA LA LA LA beer...
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
[That will bring us back to...]
(Looks into an empty glass)

D'OH!

THE END!
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