dreams for your nap time...

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Brandon's...

OK, HERE IS MY DREAM....SOMEHOW I WOUND UP ON A DESERTED SHORE ON AN ISLAND IN THE CARRIBEAN, AND I WAS INFORMED BY A BLUE-HAIRED MIDGET ON A TRICYCLE THAT BUSH WAS PLAYING A SHOW IN A LOCAL BAR THAT NIGHT. I WAS LIKE "NO WAY!! HERE IN THE CARRIBEANS?" HE WAS LIKE "YEAH MAN, WHY NOT?" I WAS SO ASTONISHED BY THE NEWS THAT I WAS NO LONGER CONCERNED ABOUT HOW I ARRIVED THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. I WATCHED AS THE MIDGET SPED AWAY ON HIS WHEELS AND I DECIDED IT BEST JUST TO FOLLOW HIM. I CAME INTO A LITTLE VILLAGE WITH A LOT OF RASTA MEN AND WOMEN WONDERING AROUND SINGING BOB MARLEY SONGS. THEN IREMEMBERED THAT GAVIN IS A MARLEY FAN HIMSELF, AND PERHAPS HE FELT IS FITTING TO PLAY A SHOW IN A "MARLEY" ENVIRONMENT. SO, CONTINUING ON MY JOURNEY TO DISCOVER DETAILS ON THE BUSH SHOW, I RAN INTO A MAN SMOKING THE BIGGEST JOINT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!! I ASKED HIM WHERE THE LOCAL BAR WAS, AND HE USED HIS HUGE BLUNT TO POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. I WALKED RIGHT IN AND SAW A GUY FREAKING OUT ON THE STAGE. I WAS LIKE "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU MAN?" HE SAID, "BUSH WONT GO ON TONIGHT UNLESS THEIR DEMANDS ARE MET!!" I ASKED HIM WHAT THE DEMANDS WERE, AND HE SAID THAT GAVIN WANTED AN AQUARIUM FULL OF BLUE M&M'S, NIGEL WANTED A COOL LOOKING RASTA HAT TO HIDE THE WEEKS WORTH OF STUBBLE ON TOP OF HIS HEAD, ROBIN WAS DEMANDING A SET OF DRUMSTICKS MADE OUT OF BAMBOO POLE, AND DAVE TED...WELL....ONE OF THOSE "FUNNY LOOKING CIGARETTES THAT THAT GUY HAD OUT ON THE STREET." WITHOUT HESITATION, I GOT RIGHT ON IT. I GRABBED THE FRETTING YOUNG MAN AND DRAGGED HIM OUTSIDE. WITH LUCK, I SAW THE MIDGET ON THE TRICYCLE GO ZIPPING RIGHT BY SINGING, "I DON’T BELIEVE THAT MARLEY IS DEAD NAH." I RAN UP TO HIM AND ASKED HIM FOR ASSISTANCE. I TOLD HIM THE DETAILS AND HE SAID THAT HE KNEW WHERE I COULD FIND SOME GOOD BAMBOO. HE LED ME TO A DUMPSITE WHERE THE LOCAL LOGGERS DISPOSED OF USELESS BAMBOO. I FOUND A NICE PIECE AND USED THE MIDGET'S POCKET KNIFE TO CUT IT DOWN INTO TWO DECENT SIZED PIECES. ONE DOWN, THREE TO GO... WITHOUT A LEAD, THE GUY FROM THE BAR AND I (THE MIDGET HAD A DATE, SO HE HAD TO JET) WENT WALKING ALONG THE BEACH, HOPING TO RUN ACROSS SOMETHING HELPFUL...THAT WE DID. ABOUT THAT TIME A HUGE BOX SURFACED ABOUT TWENTY FEET FROM THE SHORE. WE WAITED PATIENTLY FOR THE CRATE TO REACH LAND. WHEN IT DID, WE PRIED IT OPEN AND DISCOVERED THAT IT WAS, IN FACT, A LARGE SHIPMENT OF...GUESS WHAT....M&M'S. WE KNEW THAT WE DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SORT THE BLUE ONES OUT, SO WE TALKED A COUPLE OF LITTLE KIDS INTO DOING IT FOR US, TELLING THEM THAT THEY COULD EAT ALL OF THEM THAT THEY WANTED, AS LONG AS THEY WEREN'T BLUE. WE QUICKLY MOVED ON TO FIND A VENDER ON THE STREET SELLING RASTA HATS. AFTER A WHILE OF HUNTING,WE RAN ACROSS ONE, BUT, AS WE APPROACHED, WE SAW THAT HE HAD JUST SOLD THE LAST RASTA HAT HE HAD!! WE FOLLOWED THE OWNER OF THE LAST HAT FOR ABOUT 100 YARDS, THEN WE SNUCK UP RIGHT BEHIND HIM AND I ASKED HIM, "SIR, DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY PICCADILIOS?" HE THEN THREW A FEW CURSE WORDS AT ME, AND AT THIS TIME MY FELLOW SCAVENGER HUNT PARTNER SNATCHED THE HAT FROM HIS HEAD. WE RAN AWAY AS QUICK AS WE COULD!! I LOOKED BEHIND ME TO SEE IF WE WERE STILL BEING FOLLOWED, AND IT WAS THEN THAT I TRIPPED. I ROLLED OVER TO SEE WHAT IT WAS I FELL OVER, AND REALIZED IT WAS A H-U-G-E JOINT THAT THE MAN I HAD MET BEFORE MUST HAVE DROPPED!! THE TWO OF US PICKED IT UP AND TALKED A MAN IN A PICKUP TRUCK INTO LETTING US LOAD IT INTO THE BACK OF HIS TRUCK AND GIVING US A RIDE TO THE PET STORE. WE HOPPED IN, WITH THE TOKE, AND SOON AFTER ARRIVED AT THE LOCAL PET STORE. WE MADE OUR WAY THROUGH THE CROWD WAITING TO SEE THE 54 FOOT PYTHON ON DISPLAY AND FOUND THE PERFECT AQUARIUM. THE GUY LEFT HIS WALLET AT THE BAR AND MY MONEY WAS ALL IN AMERICAN BILLS, SO WE USED SOME CONVINCING TO GET THE STONER RUNNING THE STORE TO LET US HAVE IT FOR FREE. WE TOLD HIM THAT WE COULD HOOK HIM UP WITH SOME FREE WEED, ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS FIND THE MIDGET ON THE TRICYCLE AND HE COULD MAKE SOME ARRANGEMENTS...HEY!! THIS IS A DREAM, I CAN LIE AND NOT HAVE ANY WORRIES!!! ANYWAYS, AS WE WERE HEADING BACK TO THE TRUCK WITH THE AQUARIUM, WE SAW THE KIDS THAT WE LEFT WITH THE M&M'S. THEY BROUGHT A FEW OF THEIR FRIENDS ALONG, ALL OF THEM USING THEIR SHIRTS TO CARRY THE LOADS OF BLUE M&M'S THEY HAD STUMBLED ACROSS. IT WAS THEN THAT OUR MISSION WAS COMPLETE. WE HEADED BACK TO THE BAR. AS WE APPROACHED, WE THOUGHT THAT WE HEARD MUSIC PLAYING...WE CAME TO THE FRONT DOOR TO DISCOVER THAT BUSH HAD ALREADY GONE ON. THEY WERE UP THERE WITH KEYBOARDS DOING OLD DEPECHE MODE COVERS...IT WAS THEN THAT I REALIZED THAT SOME OF US HAD BEEN INHALING TOO MUCH WEED FLOATING IN THE AIR...IGNORING THE STRANGE SITUATION, WE BROUGHT THE SUPPLIES IN ANYWAYS. AFTER AN ENCORE OF A COVER OF "PAPA DON’T PREACH," THE BUSHMEN CAME BACK STAGE AND I ASKED NIGEL "HEY, DID YOU GUYS REALLY WANT ALL OF THIS STUFF?" HE REPLIED, "NOT REALLY MAN, WE WERE JUST MAKING AN OLD SPINAL TAP "LAST MINUTE SCAVENGER HUNT" JOKE...I FAILED TO FIND THE HUMOUR IN THIS...BUT WE MADE THE BEST OF THE SITUATION AND ATE ALL THE M&M'S AND SMOKED A LITTLE WEED AND DANCED AROUND IN RASTA HATS WHILE USING THE BAMBOO STICKS TO PLAY FETCH WITH WINSTON. ALL IN ALL IT WAS A GOOD TIME. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I WAS HEARING PAUL HARVEY SAY "AND THAT, IS THE REST OF THE STORY..." I AWOKE IN BED AND FOUND THAT IT WAS MY ALARM. I GOT UP, FIXED A COUPLE OF POP TARTS.....AND PUT ON SOME BOB MARLEY...

KRISTYN'S...

Here's my dream...... I go to this Bush concert, and when it's over, they walk by on a red carpet. This guy behind me starts screaming things at Gavin, calling him various names, and when Gavin turns, he pulls out a gun. He grabs my arm and puts the gun to my head. I'm so scared, I have no idea what to do. All the Bushmen look worried and scared. The guy pulls me over the flimsy fence, and he leads us into this little building, where he sits us in front of him. Gavin asks him why he did this, and the guy goes into this long, detailed story on why he did it, which really has no point on why he did it anyway. So, I tell him that, and he glares at me. He pulls me to my feet and starts hitting me. The sweetheart Gavin pulls him off of me, and starts hitting him. They struggle for the gun, and it slides across the floor. Everyone freezes, then they both lunge for it. As they fight, the gun goes off. there's a cloud of smoke, and lots of blood, but I can't see whose shot. When the smoke FINALLY fades, (it takes FOREVER!) both men are lying still. The three remaining Bushmen and I just stand there, waiting (talk about a duh moment in my dream, huh?) to see who will move. Finally, Gavin groans, and rolls over. His eyes open and he stares blankly around the room. He stands, and checks himself for wounds. So, the gunman is dead, and we come out into the bright sunlight. This dream fades, and connects into another one...... I win a radio contest, and I get to be in the new Bush video. I meet the guys, and we become such good friends. We go out to lunch, and all these girls won't leave Gavin alone. Then Gwen arrives, and she takes care of the whole thing. A girl comes up and tells him how sexy he is, and Gwen just stares at the girl. The girl continues whispering things in Gavin's ear, and Gavin looks amused at what she is saying. Gavin begins to glare at the girl, then she finally says, "Hello? Do I not exist here?" The girl just looks blankly at Gwen. Gavin starts laughing. Then there's like a fast forward, and Nigel and I are cracking everybody up, so much that soda comes out of Robin's nose! Then, another fast forward, and I'm at a Bush concert, and Gavin calls me onstage, and we dive into the crowd together...... DREAM SEQUENCE ENDED!!!

LARS'S…

I was working at my rectory answering the door and the phones, when I hear a knock on the door. It  turned out to be a delivery guy who had a friut basket for some chick named Lola. I said, "Sorry but there is no Lola here" to which he responded, "dammit why can't Lola ever live where I want her to live??? Do you have any tea??". So I let him in and he took off his hat and I realized it was Gavin I said "you can't be here, you are on tour" he replied, "Well sometimes I like to take off tour to become a delivery guy". Next thing I knew, I was sitting in the rectory basement on a couch with Bush!!! we were all wearing black, and watching the MTV video awards. Robin kept on muttering, 'we're not there, we're not there". Dave and Nigel were playing Gameboy. Cheap Trick won an award for best song with the word "want" in it (I want you to want me) I was Happy so I shouted out "rock the cashba" (It's just a thing I say when I'm happy) so Gavin shouts out "career choices" I started to argue, "no, it's career oppurtunities, I'll bet you a kiss I'm right" he said OK So I asked Robin "is it career oppurtunities or career choices?? He replied " I prefer cement mixers myself" (?) so I asked nigel and he said " It is career oppurtunities ya schmuck" So I say "Where's my kiss" so he hands me a M&M and I say "no I want a real kiss" so he says "OK hold on" and the Bushmen get into this huddle. Then Gavin sez "OK but only for 13 seconds" and then he Kissed me Too bad you don't feel anything in dreams, I would have loved to feel that. then Dave shouts out "Everybody dance now" so we all started dancing to Mexican music and Nigel and Robin started to tango It was sooooooo funny. Then my dog woke me up, Remind me to kill her.

Rebecca's...

I was at a Bush concert, and all of the sudden the band comes on, and the crowd goes deathly silent. So out of the blue everyone screams "OH NIGEL" and Gavin has a spaz attack and runs off the stage. As he does this he throws his alien glasses off the stage and i catch them and run to his limo, where I put the driver in my camper and get in the limo. I drive GAvin to a gas station where he gets out and says "I wanted cheese on my hamburger!" So then he runs down the sidewalk singing the Cardigans "Lovefool" where he runs into John Lennon and says "I've always been a big fan, Mr. Lennon," and John says "Me too, pretty boy, me too." then he runs to the Old Navy Outlet store and  runs around with my best friend Lisa and starts screaming "I love these Cargo Pants!"

AIMEE'S…

It started out in my front yard. I was celebrating Bush day (today!!!) by throwing a party. Well, unfortunately, there weren't that many people there. I was playing Distant Voices on my CD Player except it sounded like Machinehead, and Nigel was singing it instead of Gavin (which I never did hear him singing, I was hearing Gavin singing, but I was saying it was Nigel, I don't even know what Nigel singing sounds like) well, Hanson showed up and they were angry because there was no Hanson day. They started punching everyone, and Taylor was really bullying me up. Well, I told everyone to go inside, because they wouldn't be able to come inside, because IT'S MY HOUSE, NOT THEIRS. Well, they followed me inside, and I kept claiming to call the police, but never actually did. Well, I flipped on the TV, and Robin was on there being interviewed. The person interviewing him asked him if he likes brownies, and he shouted "NOOOOOOO! When I was young, my parents would abuse me with brownies!" Well, it turns out the person doing the interview was Gwen, except she was a brunette. She kept pouting because she wanted to see Gavin but he was gone at some concert for the homely (?) I turned the TV off, and turned around, and the doorbell rang. Someone came barging in holding a book. I never did catch who it was, but they had this book called "These are the Bush of our lives" well I stole it from whoever it was (of course) and was looking at it. It actually was pretty boring. The first chapter was useless Bush trivia that everyone knows and was plastered with pictures that you could easily find on the net. Well I went into the second chapter and the title of it was "Dave's tears of pain" it was basically about how Dave had AIDS from all the whores he had been with in the past year, and there was some police brigade line where they would stop whores to see if they were the one who gave Dave AIDS. He then was talking about how his girlfriend dumped him after learning he had been with a whore. Well, I don't know why but that made me angry that Dave had been with a whore, and I slammed the book into the TV (I didn't even get to check out the other 10 chapters) Well, I don't know what happened with my party, but Gavin and Robin showed up with some bottles of Vodka and were telling me they wanted to get wasted. I kept asking where Dave and Nigel were and Gavin told me they were getting their ovaries swapped, so I just gave up on wondering. Well, Gavin stuck this video in the VCR of him and winston together, and Gavin was kicking Winston and yelling obscene stuff at Winston telling him he was stupid and how if he didn't act better, he would give him away to Gwen (which must be horrible or he wouldn't have said that) and Winston was curling up in the corner because he was scared. Well, Gavin had been doing this because if people knew that he abused Winston they wouldn't like him, and he said he had to get all that tension out somehow.The tape was some documentary on Gavin's life, and he had been watching it the night before so that's why it was in the middle. The narrorator kept referring to him as "Chuck" whic was his real name he told me. Chuck McGlon and he was actually a factory worker for Nike and that he didn't write his music, the  real Gavin Rossdale was tied up in his shed. Well, I was trying to get out of my house as fast as I
could because it was really pissing me off. I went to England, and looked in the shed, and there was this guy with black hair and glasses (he looked like a Chinese Bill Gates) and he was gagged with his hands tied together, he told me how he was the real Gavin Rossdale and that he actually lived in Hong Kong. His voice sounded just like Gavin's (real life!) but he couldn't play guitar at all. I don't know why, but I was so pissed at the "new" Gavin Rossdale that I pushed him back in the shed because he didn't look good (THAT WAS DUMB!) and decided that as long as Nigel, Dave, and Robin were still Nigel, Dave, and Robin that it was okay. I went into Chuck's flat and found Winston.  He wasn't even a puli. He was actually some raggedy dog with white fur and looked kinda like a poodle. I ignored him, and went to his refrigerator, and ended up looking at some note on the counter saying "Casseroles in the oven, come over to my place at 9! -Dave" Well, it turns out Dave was living next door in a boxcar train (like the boxcar children) and when I went in, there was a lobby with some security guards by the door to the main room. (It looked like a real house) well they said I needed some protection.. they gave me a bodysuit and a bee-keeper's helmet and... a condom(?) because "Dave's got a real bad case of AIDS and if you go near him unprotected, you can catch them" I told the security guard that's it mean to treat people with AIDS like that and he just gave some weird look and let me in. The entire room was steralized and the only thing that wasn't was Dave. He was sitting on the floor crying because no one cared about him. And when he saw me he ran up and hugged me glad to have a visitor. It turns out that he really didn't have AIDS and had been "faking it" to get out of going on tour. Well, I was getting really weird and left, and the security guard said something like "tsk tsk, she got them, I told you that you can never be too protected." I was confused, how can you tell that someone has AIDS just from looking at them? Well, I went outside and it was really really cold. And some girl walked by and said to her friend "that's what happens when someone visits... Dave." they both giggled and walked off. And then I woke up.