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Team Extreme vs. Right To Censor
Jeff starts with Venis. Right hads by Jeff. Venis with a knee to the midsection followed by a seris of right hands. Jeff's whipped and Venis hits a back elbow. Venis puts Jeff in the corner then whips him to the othere. Pick up by Jeff and he goes over Venis then hits a drop toe hold. Tag made to Matt. Venis in the corner and Jeff hits poetry in motion. Richards comes in and the Hardyz hit a double leg takedown then hit the spin cycle. Right hands by Matt on Venis. Matt hits the ropes and walks into a spinebuster. Clothesline by Venis and he tags Richards. Right hands by Richards and he backs Matt into the corner. Sidewalk slam by Richards and he gets a nearfall. Tag made to Venis. Double back elbow and Venis covers for a two. Back elbow by Matt int he corner and he hits an inverted bulldog. Venis gets up and hits an elbow to the back of Matt's head. Right hands by Venis in the corner and he puts his boot in Matt's throat. Tag made to Richards. Double suplex by RTC and Richards covers for a two count. Richards puts Matt on the top rope, but Matt pushes him off then hits the drop shot. Both guys crawl to their corners and tag. Venis and Jeff in. Drop kick by Jeff followed by an inverted bulldog. Richards comes in and Jeff hits a double leg takedown and a leg to the crotch. Richards crawls out of the ring. Venis hits the ropes and Ivory makes a blind tag. Ivory comes in and Lita is tagged. Lita hits a huricanrana on Venis then takes down Ivory. Ivory rolls to the outside. Chyna comes down and throws Ivory into the ring. Lita hits the twist of fate on Ivory and gets the pinfall.
Winners: Team Extreme via Twist of Fate

Chyna takes a mic after the match and said last night Ivory issued a challenge knowing Chyna wouldn't show up. Knowing Chyna wasn't 100%. Chyna accepts Ivory's challenge.

A limo pulls up and Triple Hand Stephanie get out. The number one contender is here.

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Stacker 2 Burn of the Week Stone Cold attacks everyone on Smackdown.

Triple H and Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley make their way to the ring to Triple H's new music. Triple H says everywhere he goes it's the same thing. He hears it from everyone he meets. Everyone tells him to kick Austin's ass for him. The waiter at the restaurant, the idiot carrying his bags at the hotel. Nothing would make him happier than to drag Stone Cold Steve Austin down that ramp, drag him into the ring and finish him once and for all in front of all the fans. An Austin chant breaks out. Triple H says they can cheer, but he won't come. Triple H says unless he is physically provoked by Steve Austin, he will leave him alone for the time being.

Stephanie says order will be maintained here tonight. The man that will maintain that order LIVE via satellite from 2000 miles away. Vince comes on the Titan Tron in XLF gear. Steph asks how it's going. Vince says the XFL is going very well and things are going to get interesting tonight even though he's not going to be there. McMahon says is Triple H physically provokes Austin, he will lose his number one contendership. If Austin provokes Triple H, he will lose his opportunity to be in the Rumble matchup. Since Austin likes 6-man matches, Vince is going to put him in one. Tonight, it will be Stone Cold Steve Austin teaming with the Dudley Boyz against the tag team champions and the World Wrestling Federation Champion.

Triple H says it's funny Kurt Angle is the WWF Champion because Triple H has allowed it. Kurt Angle has never had a one-on-one title match with him. Triple H's attention has been diverted elsewhere. His attention has been else where. Right now, his attention is on being WWF Champion. He's sorry,but he'll have to end Angle's illustrious title reign. How illustrious it was. Triple H says this Sunday he can bring his friends, Nancy Kerrigan, hell, he can bring the whole 1980 Olympic hockey team. Triple H will get what he wants and there's not a damn thing Angle or anyone else can do about it.

Kurt Angle comes out and says it's his old friends the McMahon-Helmsley's. Angle says he loved Steph, but she blew it. He says last time Triple H was champion, was King of the Ring, which he won incidently. Angle says Donkey Kong himself has a better shot at taking the title than Triple H does. The difference between Triple H and Donkey Kong is that he's the big smelly ape people like. Angle says he hopes Steph can respect the fact that he needed to get someone to help him in his corner. Someone the McMahon-Helmsley family knows very well.

Trish Stratus comes out and says she thinks the world of Steph and Triple H, but when Kurt asked her to be in his corner, she couldn't say no. Whether it's Kurt Angle or Mr. McMahon himself, she just loves a man on top. Steph says since the word no doesn't seem to be a part of her vocabulary, she won't have problem with the match she's about tonight. Tonight, Trish will be in competition against the former WWF Women's champion, Jacky. It will be a spanking match.

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Flashback to last Thursday, Trish asks Mr. McMahon for a spanking

Stephanie and Triple H are shown in their locker room. Steph says she hopes Trish gets exactly what she deserves. Hunter says he don't know how Vince is going to react to the spanking match. She should just cool down. Steph says he didn't seem to mind the spanking on Smackdown. Steph says Triple H should just cool down with Austin before he loses his match at the Rumble.

Hardcore Title Match
Test vs. Raven (c)
Raven comes to the ring with a shopping cart of weapons. He starts dumping themin the ring and Test hits him with a trash can. Raven uses a fire extinguisher to fight Test off. Test fights back and goes to the top rope but Hardcore Holly comes down with a ref and crotches him. Holly gets a nearfall and Steve Blackman comes down. Test comes off the rope and takes out Blackman. Raven goes up the rampand Test goes after him. Raven hits him with street signs. Test picks Raven up and runs him into the WWF.com sign on the Titan Tron. The fight goes backstage and William Regal hits Test. Raven covers for the win. Raven runs to a waiting car.
Winner and Still Hardcore Champion: Raven via pinfall

Holly and Blackman get into it backstage. Blackman says he is the hardcore division. Holly says it sounds like he wants a piece of him. Blackman says he wants all of him later tonight.

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Kevin Kelly interviews the Rock. Rock says he's not doing backflips about the Undertaker being his partner. With what's happened in recent weeks, Rock and Undertaker will never truly be partners. Today is the birthday of another great one. Today is the birthday of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Just like King had a dream, The Rock has a dream too. The Rock has a dream he's going to the Rumble and he will be the one man left standing. After that, he'll go to Wrestlmania and once again become WWF Champion. There has been one dream that has been coming true to the Rock. That one dream is The Rock is whipping ass. If ya smell what the Rock is cooking.

Michael Cole interviews the Dudley Boyz. D-Von says tonight, the other three will recieve a taste of what they are going to get at the Royal Rumble. Buh-Buh tells Austin not to worry. A man has to do what a man has to do. After they leave Edge, Christian, and Angle in the ring, the Dudley's and Austin will have a Dudleyville Discussion.

Triple H is on the phone with Vince and he says Drew Carey's manager called and Drew wants something to do with the Rumble. Vince asked if that's why they called. Steph said Rock didn't want to be partners with Undertaker. Vince switched the partners in the match.

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--Warzone--

Undertaker and Rikishi vs. Rock and Kane
Rock and Rikishi start. Right hands by Rikishi and knocks Rock off balance. Rock counters a whip and hits a reverse elbow. Rikishi puts Rock in the corner and hits a clothesline. Rock falls down in the corner and Rikishi gets ready for the stinkface, but Rock explodes out of the corner with a clothesline. Kane makes a blind tag. Uppercuts by Kane and he tries to whip Rikishi. Rikishi counters and hits a somoan drop. Rikishi drops the leg across Kane. Kane in teh corner and Rikishi backs dat ass up. Kane puts on the chokehold, but Rikishi punches out. Rikishi whipped and Kane hits a big boot followed by a scoop slam. Kane goes to the top rope and hits a flying clothesline. Rikishi stumbles to his corner and tags Undertaker. Rock tags himself back inand Taker meets him with right hands. Boot to the face by Taker, but Rock comes up swinging. Taker knocks him down then covers for a nearfall. Rock in the corner and Taker clotheslines him. Back elbow by Rock on a Taker charge. Taker grabs Rock's arm and hits old school. Rock jumps right up and fights back with right hands. Double clothesline and both guys go down. Both guys up and Rock gets three right hands. Rock hits a swinging neckbreaker and Taker gets right back up. More right hands by Rock in the corner. Rock hits a DDT and covers, but Rikishi breaks the count at two. Kane comes in and Rikishi and Kane fight to the outside. Kane uses the ringbell to knock Rikishi down. In the ring, Rock hits the spinebuster then waits for Taker to get up. Kane comes in from behind and attacks Rock with a chokeslam. Kane leaves the ring and goes up the ramp. Taker gets up and picks Rock up for the Last Ride. Taker drops Rock (JR covers by saying Rock tries to counter out.) Taker picks him up again and hits it.
Winners: Undertaker and Rikishi via Last Ride

After the match, the three guys still standing look at each other. Are they on the same page?

Chris Benoit is shown walking backstage with his belt. He finds a ladder and picks it up. It looks like he's coming to the ring.

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Intercontinental Champion, Chris Benoit comes to the ring with his ladder. He climbs to the top and sits down. He tells Jericho he has got to hand it to him. Jericho is without question a phenomial athlete. He is one of the premier performers in the WWF today. When Jericho challenged him to a ladder match, Benoit got chills down his spine. Benoit's been in the ring with tough guys, but no one gives it to him like Jericho. As a sign of respect for their history, he's put together a little something. He calls it the best of Jericho/Benoit.

A video is shown with Jeicho's music of all of best moments of Benoit hurting and destroying Jericho.

Benoit say in under a minute, he summed up their entire history. Benoit says at the Rumble, Jericho will give it all he's got, but in the end, it will be Benoit standing over Jericho's beaten body. Benoit says there is something Jericho can do, but he's yet to do it. Prove him wrong. The crowd starts cheering and Benoit has no clue, Chris Jericho came behind him through the crowd. Jericho shoves him off the ladder. Jericho takes a match and says you can consider that another one of his greatest hits.

The Dudleyz are shown walking towards the ring and Edge and Christian attack them from behind. Buh-Buh takes a chair to the back of the head and D-Von takes a conchairto.

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Triple H says that's impressive. Edge and Christian doing that number on the Dudley Boyz. Now, Austin don't have any partners, so is Austin going to take on all three champions? Steph says they should call Dad.

Hardcore Holly vs. Steve Blackman
Holly says some say Blackman was the best Hardcore champion ever, but others say Holly was. Holly tells blackman to get his ass to the ring.

Blackman rushes down and kicks Holly's knees. Leg sweep by Blackman, but Holly getsup. Drop kick by Holly. Blackman shoves referee Teddy Long down which gives Holly a chance to low blow Blackman. Holly goes for a chair then gets on the apron and gets ready to hit Blackman. Teddy Long takes the chair away from him. Holly throws Long out of the ring. Long leaves the match. On his way up, two more refs come down and he tells them to go back up. Blackman goes under the ring and gets the trash can lid. He nails Holly with it. Blackman calls for a referee to come back down. Holly gets a street sign and nails Blackman with it. Holly's music hits and he leaves.
Winner: NO CONTEST

Steph gets Vince on the phone. Vince says this better be good. Triple H says Edge and Christian just annihlated the Dudleyz. Vince says if Austin wants to find new partners, he can, but if Austin doesn't, in fairness to the fans, Austin will have to go out on his own. Vince asks how everything is going. How's Essa Rios? How's Trish? How's.... Steph asks if he just mentioned Trish. Steph says he's gonna be sorry he's missing Trish. She's wearing a brand new spanking outfit.

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Stone Cold is shown lacing his boots up backstage.

Spanking Match
Trish Stratus vs. Jackie
Both ladies come down with leather straps. Jackie charges and Trish tries to escape. Jackie grabs her and spanks her with that leather strap. Trish ducks out and runs around the ring. Jackie follows. Trish jumps back in and Jackie follows. Trish hits her with the leather strap. Jackie hits a clothesline then starts hits Trish in the lower back with that leather strap. Kurt Angle runs down and distracts Jackie. Trish hits her from behind. Jackie gets back up and Trish tries to get out of the ring. Angle is pulling her arms and Jackie pulls down her pants. Jackie spanks Trish's bare ass. Trish gets out and goes up the ramp.
Winner: Jackie (I guess) via Forfeit

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1-800-Collect Slam of the Week Kai En Tai dups Too Cool last night on HeAT.

K Kwick and Too Cool vs. Tazz and Kai En Tai
I think K Kwick has found his niche. Tazz takes a mic and says you gotta love these two silly little ninja freaks. Especially what they did on his show last night to Too Fools. Taka says Mr. Redhook's words amuse them. By replacing the letter C with the letter F he completely changes the name therefore it is funny. Funaki says, Indeed.

Scotty and Funaki start. Side slam by Scotty and he tags in Sexay. Scotty picks up Funaki in a bear hug and Sexay clotheslines him off. Sexay whips Funaki,but puts his head down. Taka kicks him and goes for a huricanrana, but Sexay blocks it with a powerbomb. Sexay gets his boot up in the corner and he goes to the middle rope, but Tazz pulls himdown. Drop toe hold by Taka after a tag to Funaki. Funaki puts on a camel clutch and Taka hits a drop kick. Tazz tagged in. Tazz takes Sexay down and rakes his eyes. Power slam by Sexay and both guys are down. K Kwick tagged in. Flying high crossbody by K Kwick. Tip in the corner by Kwick and he goes over Tazz. K Kwick drop kicks him then takes out Funaki with a clothesline. Taka comes in and hits a reverse heel kick. Sexay takes care of him then Scotty hits the bulldog on Tazz followed by the WORM. K Kwick knocks Tazz down and covers, but Funaki breaks it up. Sexay comes in and throws him out. Tazz puts on the Tazzmission and gets the win.
Winners: Kai En Tai and Tazz via Tazzmission

Taka grabs the mic and says by the power of four, they have become just another victim. Funaki says Indeed.

Kurt makes sure Trish is ok. He tells Trish to go back to the hotel and rest up for the Rumble. It's going to be a 3-on-1 and even if it's not, he can handle Austin.

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Royal Rumble Moment
Rikishi eliminates his run-in buddies Too Cool after acting like he was going to dance with them.

Triple H says Austin is getting ready to go 1-on-3 with the champs. He knew Austin had no friends. Steph says it's too bad then whispers something in his ear. Triple H says that is good. Austin will provoke him.

Earlier tonight, Chyna accepted Ivory's challenge to a match at the Royal Rumble.

"The One" Billy Gunn is hosting HeAT at WWF New York. Gunn says he loves Chyna to death, but he thinks it's too soon for Chyna to get back in the ring because she's not 100%, but she's gotta do what she's gotta do and he'll support her all she can. As for the rest of Right To Censor, he'll look forward to getting at them at the Rumble. Don't be surprised if The One is the one man left standing this Sunday.

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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs. Kurt Angle, Edge, and Christian
The Acolytes music hits and they join Stone Cold. Austin starts and Christian and hits him with a clothesline. Bradshaw tagged in and he hits a fallaway slam. He sets Christian for a powerbomb and Edge comes in. Clothesline by Bradshaw and he tags in Farooq. They hit a double spinebuster on Edge. Farooq hits a powerslam and tags in Austin. Austin in and Edge hits a drop kick. Edge mounts Austin and starts with the punches. Angle tagged in and he kicks Austin down. Angle puts Austin in the corner and hits a back suplex. Angle hits another back suplex. Austin fights back and hits a spinebuster. Austin covers, hooks a leg and gets a nearfall. Edge and Christain grab chairs and try to hit the conchairto, but Austin ducks. The Acolytes come in and get Edge and Christian out of the ring. Austin hits a suplex off the top rope for another nearfall. Triple H comes out on the ramp and Austin turns his attention to him. Austin goes back to Angle, but Angle low blows him while Referee Earl Hebner tells Triple H to get out of there. Angle stomps Austin then picks him up for a gut wrench, but Austin counters wiht one of his own. Austin hits shots to Angle's temples then picks him up and whips him. Angle hit an overhead belly-to-belly suplex for a nearfall. Clothesline by Angle out of the corner. Angle goes for the Olympic slam, but Austin counters and hits a side russian leg sweep. Austin tries to choke Angle on the middle rope, but Angle moves. Lou Thesz press by Austin. Angle pokes Austin in the eye and goe to the middle rope. Angle jumps and Austin kicks him in the midsection. Austin hits the Stunner and picks up the three count.
Winner: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

Triple H tells them to cut the music. He tells Austin this has been a long time coming. Over a year and it's been a long year. He's crippled Austin, put him on the shelf for over a year, and busted a steel pipe over his head. Triple H says he's ready to finish it right here and now. Triple H says he's going to give Austin a fighting chance. He's going to give Austin the first shot. Triple H tells Austin to hit him. He calls Austin a punk. Triple H says Austin stands in front of him and he won't do anything about it. Triple H tells him to suck it up and be Stone Cold. He asks if Austin has the sack. He says Austin is scared. Austin turns away. He goes out for a steel chair. Austin brings it back in the ring. Triple H provokes him so more and Austin throws the chair down, gives him the double bird and walks away. Triple H calls him a coward. Triple H says he can see the yellow stripe. Triple H says he is nothing but a great big beeeeeeeep (I'm assuming pussy). Austin runs back down the ring. Kurt Angle sneaks up from behind and Olympic Slams Triple H. Austin gets to the ring and stuns Angle again. Austin gets some beers and walks away.

End of show........