You decide to check your email. Before finally accessing your inbox, you have to put up with all sorts of crazy taskbars from places like NoAdvantage, WinNo, and CyberOld. You can tell you little brother has been playing with your stuff. Especially since the first site that popped up was for free porn. Little pervert.

Once you finally open your free web-based email account (oh goodies, it's free-- except for the advertising you're forced to view. But they don't want you to think of that. Only think of what they want you to think. Good.) You find that there's only one new message. It's from an address you don't recognize.

What the heck, let's see what this is.

There's no way I'm getting a virus from this.